Beard of Shame

The unkempt, uncomfortable, and ugly beard a man grows in penance for having been unfaithful to his significant other, with the intention of rendering himself undesirable to any would be contenders for his affections.

A: "What the hell is that? Are you trying to partake in Movember? It looks like shit."
B: "Nah, man. It's a beard of shame.
A: "Ah, well in that case, keep it going jerk.

by Dr. Phil's Moustache December 18, 2013

Alaskan Ice Beard

When another man proceeds to ejaculate onto another man's beard in a cold climate

Went camping with the homies....woke up with an Alaskan Ice Beard

by KingFoopaTroopa August 18, 2020

bearding me out

Like getting wierded out, only by someone with a beard that makes you uncomfortable. (not the person, but mostly their beard).

Dude, you are like totally bearding me out. (this is said while staring directly at the beard).

by mathmagician February 09, 2008

Bearded New Yorker

A derogatory slang word for a Jewish person. Most likely derived from the tradional beard fround on most Hacidic Jewish men. An Artie Lange creation originally aired on the Howard Stern Show on July 22, 2008 which spiked the google search top 10.

Watch out for that bearded New Yorker, he fakes the certifications on his diamonds.

by US and A July 22, 2008

Bearded Axe Wound

Another name for a vagina

"I took her home and shaved around her bearded axe wound."

by Sadistic1jj August 22, 2009

Bearded Clam Chowder

The thick creamy substance produced by a woman's bearded clam aka vagina

I had the bitch goin, she was servin up the bearded clam chowder

by Josh May 06, 2004

Paul W. Beard

A beard of epic proportions. Only a true manly man can have a Paul W. beard.

1: Whoa, look at that big beard.
2: Wow! It's a true Paul W. beard.

by jpnmark7 October 10, 2011