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Canadian Curd Bucket 

1. A scatological sex act. The giver defecates onto (solid) or into (liquid) his or her lovers nose. Rumored to be a favorite among the many sexual deviants that inhabit the great white north

2. A practical joke. A person who is passed out or deep in sleep is given a Canadian Curd Bucket by rubbing fecal matter into their nostrils. This results in an ever-present and overwhelming odor perceptible only to the recipient. If done properly the recipient will be only be able to smell and taste feces for days.
Chad: He Steve what did you do while you were in Edmonton?
Steve: I watched a Vietnamese whore give a guy a Canadian Curd Bucket at a peep show. It was the best!

Chris: Everywhere I go today stinks like shit!
Will: Oh, I forgot to tell you, I gave you a Canadian Curd Bucket while you were passed out.
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fuck bucket 

A dumb ass person/animal/thing that makes you mad in .01 seconds flat...
Orbit (cat) get off the bed, you fuck bucket!!

Enamel Bucket 

'Enamel Bucket' is a term used to describe the condition that a womans vagina gets into after it has been fucked too many times. Enamel Buckets are common amongst Prossers and Villiage Bicylcles. Enamel Buckets are unpleasant to fuck because little contact can usually be established between the cock and the bucket.
'Jesus.. she had a right Enamel Bucket'

'I bet she's got an Enamel Bucket'

'Go fuck Shiraz's Enamel Bucket'
Enamel Bucket by The Big Dawg September 7, 2008

flood the bucket 

When a girl is riding you with her back facing you and she loses such control during orgasm that she accidentally farts liquid shit all over your belly and it collects in your belly button.
I'd totally bang Betsy but she's so drunk, she'd probably flood the bucket the first chance she gets.

pleb bucket 

"sam chapple you are a fucking pleb bucket"
pleb bucket by joe hillman March 16, 2004

Rusty Bucket 

When a guy fucks a girl while she is on her period, than uses her kooter blood as lube while he butt fucks her right after!...When the blood dries on her ass hole afterward it's supposed to look like a rusty bucket.
Guy 1- So you gonna toss your girls salad tonight?

Guy 2- Probably not man... Shes on the "big dot".

Guy 1- So, just give her the old rusty bucket. It's so sickass!

Guy 2- Thanks for the idea... ima have to do that!
Rusty Bucket by Wood9412 February 13, 2009

Crimson Custard Bucket 

A vagina that is on the rag (having it's period). It may even have bloody chunks due to it being the worst time of the month. The pussy in question might otherwise be tasty and / or attractive - but not really very much so at this particular moment.

Actually eating (going down on) a 'Crimson Custard Bucket' would most likely result in acquiring Red Wings
Guy to GF: Honey can we do the wild thing?
GF to Guy: I'd love to - but only if you're willing to plunge into the Crimson Custard Bucket .
Crimson Custard Bucket by Grund1e August 31, 2006