boyfriend

Something you don't have.

Grandma:"Hey darling, have you found a boyfriend?"
Your Single ass self:"uhhhhhhh, grandma have you always had that necklace?"

by Arctis!! January 19, 2022

french boyfriend

casual, "arrogant" boyfriend who's not really your boyfriend yet; may or may not be your "best friend"
(he's not actually arrogant but people who are jealous will resort to this insult)

1. Me and my french boyfriend are planning a trip to Paris together.

2. I'm going to miss my french boyfriend too much even though I shouldn't.

by charlolobffff December 31, 2020

BOB (battery operated boyfriend)

A BOB or battery operated boyfriend, is a device that is available for people with BUFs (butt ugly faces). It is shaped like the male penis and has many different size and modes it can be used on. Only difference between this and the real thing is that the BOB will never reject u like John from 3rd grade. Unless u 1, have a rabid vagina or 2 run out of batteries.

Caitlin Jenner, it looks like someone hit you with an ugly stick, you should definitely buy a BOB (battery operated boyfriend) because not even Tom, the blind man with no legs down the road would fuck you.

by Samthedickslayer September 16, 2016

my boyfriend

the most gorgeous fucking man to ever grace the universe. the universe bends to his presence for being the most perfect organism to live.

danny devito trembles in fear from my boyfriend’s handsomeness.

my boyfriend is the definition of funny and kind (if you do not know what the definition of funny and kind is then you are a fucking idiot).
other men wish to be my boyfriend.

i love “my boyfriend”, he is good.

i am mad at “my boyfriend”, he is so perfect it’s infuriating

by BeesAre_Superior March 7, 2022

dime piece boyfriend material

Tyler Reid

tyler reid is (a) dime piece boyfriend material

by thedimepiece July 9, 2022

National Send Boyfriend Butthole Pic Day

October 7 is National Send Boyfriend Butthole Pic Day

"Hey bro! Tell your girlfriend it's National Send Boyfriend Butthole Pic Day today!

by lemonke69 October 6, 2021

ex boyfriend

He told you he wanted to marry you on the fourth date. He quit college and told you to relax when you said you were concerned about their future. You'll feel guilty thinking about guys who actually take their girlfriends out after he stops wanting to go places. Before you know it some girl says she's dating him. The ex boyfriend isn't serious about marriage and has tons of ex girlfriends that you never knew about. He'll disappear from your life.

I should of known my ex boyfriend wasn't going to marry me but I had to learn the hard way.

by MCBL March 5, 2017