Bean Head

An insult to someone; however, this is not a racial insult. Everyone can be a bean head.

My brother is such a bean head, he gets on my nerves so much.

by LovePriceless April 3, 2009

bean-uasal

The Gaelic word for a noblewoman, a lady. Used as a form of address or a formal title for a woman.

Ireland: "ban-WAH-sal"
Scotland: "ben-WAH-sal"

Thuirt Bean-uasal nic Bheatha ri a fear-cèile a mharbhadh an Rìgh Donnachadh.

(Lady MacBeth said to her husband to kill King Duncan.)

by Lorelili March 20, 2006

waxing the bean

Metaphor for male masturbation. Usually used to note future activity.

After the hog toss, I'll probably just go home and wax the bean.

by hardpack May 20, 2005

bean shield

a bean used as a shield when you're under fire.

taking fire! Get that bean shield over here!

by afroman February 10, 2004

Bean Dust

A thin "dust-like" appearance to leftover poop in the bottom of a toilet still visible after someone has flushed. Typically bean dust is most commonly found in public restrooms where various people of all walks of life take dumps.

OMG! Could somebody tell Tina to be sure and give a second flush so I don't have to see her bean dust in the toilet.

by uberskillz January 14, 2010

bean tickler

The small tuft of hair present under a gentleman's lower lip, so called due to its ability to stimulate the woman's genitalia during the act of oral sex.

A: "Dude that's an awesome bean tickler!"

B: "Thanks, my bitch goes friggin' crazy for it!"

by jebushascome December 2, 2010

fun bean

It's a clit. If you don't know what THAT is, you're probably not getting any.

She always came when I finger jammed her pussy as I flicked my tounge on her fun bean.

by Lazer, bithces July 24, 2007