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Trophy Beard

A young, attractive wife regarded as a status symbol for an older homosexual man, or man with suspiciously extreme feminine mannerisms. Typically paraded among wealthy social circles and adorned with lots of bling to keep the attention on her.
That really really rich old fart sure has a beautiful trophy beard. She doesn't care about his shriveled dick because he's too busy waving it around in other dude's faces.
by PeachTycoon June 22, 2016
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Mexican Beard

The product of rubbing cocaine all over your face and upper lip.
Yo anybody wanna snort off my Mexican beard?
by Eggwin The Oddly Shaped Egg February 28, 2017
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mufasa beard

A beard that is godly, connected, lengthy and not patchy.
by Sweet Cheeses April 13, 2017
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battle beard

The crusty, leftover residues left from a particularily enthusiastic session of cunnilingus on one's face.
The lad had such a crazy night licking out multiple girls. He had a battle beard which would have surprised even the most battle-hardened fanny lickers.
by Kirkus Maximus May 7, 2017
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tumble-beard

The state of a substantial beard when it's owner wakes from a deep slumber, resulting in a mass of tangled beard hairs poking out in multiple directions, somewhat resembling a tumbleweed.
You have a mad case of tumble-beard this morning !
by Lisarenee October 6, 2017
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Zack Beardsal

A person known for selling fake GUCCI belts outside Lidls.
Oi Zack Beardsal hit me up with some Gucci .
by Shwjhwhehe September 30, 2018
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Steven beardmore

Steven beardmore is a noncey old man who locks children in his cupboard
Oh look it’s a Steven beardmore touching those children
by Victim of stevie B October 1, 2018
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