Curious child: "How was the universe created?"
Guy who thinks he knows everything: "The universe was created in the Big Bang, where there was a huge explosion, and all the matter was spread everywhere."
Child: "What exploded?"
Guy: "The universe."
Child: "But then the universe existed, it was just small."
Guy: "Yes."
Child: "Then how was the universe created?"
Guy who thinks he knows everything: "The universe was created in the Big Bang, where there was a huge explosion, and all the matter was spread everywhere."
Child: "What exploded?"
Guy: "The universe."
Child: "But then the universe existed, it was just small."
Guy: "Yes."
Child: "Then how was the universe created?"
by Schlangadang October 28, 2006
Get the big bangmug. Where a person, usually a woman, is fucked by more than one person. If the person does not consent to being fucked by them, it is {gang rape}.
Carrie was expecting a gang bang. So she put on a candy thong and awaited her fate. She was in public, but she didn't care. Her huge boobs were uncovered, as was most of the rest of her body. She strode down the street and unlocked her door. Her boyfriend and five of his friends jumped out. All of them were naked. They locked the door behind her. They ate all the candy off her thong and discarded it. Six penises were shoved into her pussy. They were all hot. One of Carrie's boyfriend's friends, Jake, pulled out and fucked her asshole. Eventually, they all were tired. They slept like that, 5 in her vagina and 1 in her asshole.
by awesomeisanoverusedname November 10, 2015
Get the gang bangmug. by EMTD December 15, 2011
Get the banged outmug. it means like EVERYTHING HOT so if you say a girl or guy has the whole Sha-Bang it means there gorgeous and have it ALL... making you turn your head to stare!
by urban angel :) December 23, 2009
Get the Sha-Bangmug. by ridehardninja February 17, 2015
Get the Let's bangmug. tom: hey sexual mumma want to join me in the toilet for granny banging
rose: o okai i have a fall house,you can lick me anytime
rose: o okai i have a fall house,you can lick me anytime
by josie iz sxc December 28, 2007
Get the granny bangingmug. The universe didn't explode out of nothing, stupid. Anyone with half a working brain can reason that the concept of "nothing" is a big fat lie. Scientific evidence points to the theory that the universe we live in is constantly expanding and contracting. In other words, the universe has quite possibly always existed. If you want to be deep and spiritual about it, you could say that the universe (and other universes, or just all of creation) is God Himself. Maybe. How would I know? Nobody knows.
ANYWAY, according to the Big Bang theory, in the "beginning" the universe, ALL of the universe, was a hyper-super-ultra-mega dense ball of stuff. It was SO freakin' dense, it burst and expanded. The universe will continue to expand until it can't anymore, at which point it will begin to contract upon itself, becoming more and more dense, until the whole process must repeat itself again. Forever and ever.
ANYWAY, according to the Big Bang theory, in the "beginning" the universe, ALL of the universe, was a hyper-super-ultra-mega dense ball of stuff. It was SO freakin' dense, it burst and expanded. The universe will continue to expand until it can't anymore, at which point it will begin to contract upon itself, becoming more and more dense, until the whole process must repeat itself again. Forever and ever.
Everything has always existed, but in the "beginning" it was simply travel sized...Until the Big Bang happened.
by Everbound Venvel January 26, 2009
Get the Big Bangmug.