baked goodz

When a friend is a total faggort and ditches everyone he knows to chase after some skanky pussy, he has "baked goodz"

This comes from the concept that after his balls have been severed from his body, they are baked in a pastry of some sort by the she-whore he has been pursuing. These "Baked Goodz" are then served to his former friends in an act spite.

"Hey, has anyone seen Steve?"

"Nope, Baked Goodz has been trolling the underbelly of the town looking for whores the last three weekends."

by Joe from Mint January 11, 2009

Baked

To Kush Connoisseurs, there are two types of weed:
Sativa: which is rich in THC, and gives you that up there HIGH

Indica: which is rich is CBD, and gives you that couch-lock STONED

now, the defition of to be baked, which is to be HIGH on THC and STONNED on CBD
in other words, high+stonned=BaKeD ;D

dealer: so how was that grandaddy purps i chopped ya yesterday?
dude: shit bredjin i got so bakedddddddddddd off like 6 bowls last nite i cant remember i was so high and stoned

by Le Kronic March 26, 2013

Based

Based is being right and repilled

Person 1:The Holocaust didn't happen
Person 2: that's based and repilled

by Dr based September 28, 2020

Based

on political tiktok it’s used to say that you agree with someone or something i think

person one: Trump is good president
person two: not based

by bigbosslolz October 15, 2020

Freshly Baked Cum Pie

A load of cum is put into a freshly baked apple pie and eaten as dessert.

Kids, save room for your freshly baked cum pie!

by Fuck Face October 16, 2003

Home Baked Goods

The Home Baked Goods are the sweetest, kickasstastic band eva'

Coolbeans1: Dude, the Home Baked Goods are so awesome. Their music rocks.
Coolbeans2: I know. And they're hot, too.

by SexMuffin October 30, 2004

baked goods

When one person shits on another person's back and sprinkle it with pubes.

Josh, is that baked goods on your back?

by h00chymama December 7, 2007