Asshole shotgun

When you have a full ass of popcorn turds and you launch them everywhere.

"Dang I accidentally pulled off a asshole shotgun yesterday"

by cancerous ball o death December 16, 2016

Sherlock's Asshole

When you put pipe tobacco between your butt cheeks, you rub it well by performing twerks and then you fart inside a friend's pipe's bowl so that you stack the tobacco inside, ready to be smoked and enjoyed.

I went to Bob's house yesterday. He kindly offered to give me a Sherlock's Asshole, so we sat by the fireplace, drank some whisky and smoked our pipes. It was a great night!

by Doctor Strangelove's Pet September 3, 2016

Mute Asshole

Claude Speed

CJ: THAT MUTE ASSHOLE! THAT SNAKE WITHOUT A TONGUE!

by FlyingKP April 8, 2023

Asshole-in-one

When you strike an obnoxious golfer or disc golfer with a ball or disc, respectively.

I was playing a solo round or disc golf yesterday behind a group of six that wouldn’t let me play through, so I scored an asshole-in-one off the tee pad to voice my displeasure.

I didn’t realize I was being a drunk and obnoxious asshole on the links yesterday, until a guy on the card behind me teed up an asshole-in-one on me.

by Cpl Schmuckatelli July 22, 2020

Gentleman Asshole

The type of guy that would open doors for his lady but the moment she starts getting out of line he will stand up for himself not caring about the double standards.

“Honey I’m not an asshole, I’m a gentleman asshole, there is a different.”

by DeAndreTheSly June 14, 2022

asshole-worthiness

a characteristic that guys who say things like "you got over your dead cat really fast" and then try to spin it off as a compliment have

"Yeah, Julian is cool but his asshole-worthiness makes him uncool."

by Cool Cat 224 May 24, 2015

Asshole Vibing

When a man and a woman are spooning, the mans penis is inserted into the womans asshole and they just lay there and spoon.

me and my girlfriend were asshole vibing yesterday! it was amazing!

by AetherJK March 13, 2020