apple jaice

apple juice, I just wanted to define it but I couldn't. here's apple jaice!

"Have you heard of apple jaice?"

"isn't that just apple juice with a a instead of a u?"

by installation November 16, 2021

Bobs for apples

A sexual position in which the man lies back in a bath and the woman is blindfolded & has her hands tied behind her back, and she has to find the penis and proceed perform oral sex

Sheila is the best at Bobs for apples; she always find the penis on the first try.

by Rahmi75 May 30, 2019

Apple The Giant

A homosexual who is very good friends with a Vicarious Dream, they're basically gay together, they like to Yoza each other's Anuks.

Is that an Apple The Giant?, Where's his Vicarious Dream

by Hrrk-Ptoo January 23, 2022

Apple Swirly

When a male dips his testicles into his urine after peeing and flushes the toilet to cause said testicles to swirl around in his Apple juice.

I don’t need a girlfriend to give myself an Apple Swirly! I just need a toilet...

by Jiloss1 December 18, 2018

small apple

An incredibly tiny yet proportional apple, traditionally red delicious. The small apple can be anywhere to one half to one eighth scale of a regular size apple. The small apple brings joy to those who clutch it, gaze at it, and polish it.

My cheese was sliding off my cracker, but luckily I had a small apple to give me strength to carry on.

by Jedthurman March 2, 2022

Apple Kid

A kid of two types:
1) teens who think Apple is the greatest thing to ever exist and flex their Apple products and believe their marketing
2) teens who think every Apple product iteration is the same or "dumb" yet still buys Apple products regardless

The Lastname family is filled with Apple kids, with Timmy thinking Apple is the pinnacle of everything and Johnny thinking every product is the same yet still asks for the new iPhone

by Alalalalalalalalalalalalal November 16, 2020

kangaroo apples

Testicles

Gee, that hipster's pants are so tight you can see his kangaroo apples

by unabridged September 28, 2011