Skip to main content

Kaelya and Christian

A really hot couple. She is a goddess and he is the ideal brother in law.
Kaelya and Christian went to prom, and everyone in the room stopped to stare at them.
by Jaedubbbb69 February 16, 2020
mugGet the Kaelya and Christianmug.

Christian Deism

Christian Deism is a belief system held, by Christian Deists.
Christian Deism is a hybrid belief and philosophy. That there is a Supreme being or creator of the universe. and that said Creator/Supreme Being, can be known by using reason and observation of the natural world. (Deism)

This God can be known by two basic "commandments" or laws. That were endowed to humanity and possibly all of life. These commandments are seen as being best summarized in the Judeo-Christian tradition as “love for God and love for neighbor." Christian deists for this reason believe that true original Christianity is the belief in the two commandments. They believe that the figure of Jesus regardless of whether he was real or mythical…was a deist, who was anointed by God to preach the natural laws, which he called the gospel. (Christian). Jesus is not seen as a prophet but a great man, who realized that instinctively the laws are known by all people. They believe that to be restored in life and possibly to achieve salvation, from sin (disobedience) a person must obey and declare allegiance to the laws/commandments.

To obey these laws Christian deists, must love themselves, so they can enjoy, appreciate, and experience life, which is seen as a gift from God. (Love for God) and they must try to love others (Love for neighbor).
I knew a guy who claimed to be a Christian deist, that is a practitioner of Christian Deism. He said believed in Jesus the man, he believed in one God, that the institution of a church is obsolete, the miracles probably didn't happen, the resurrection didn't occur, the virgin birth didn't happen, Angels and demons may or may not exist, The Old Testament and much of the New Testament is crap and Everyone was saved by God and because of the law being known in the heart and he believed everyone went to Heaven after going to hell for a while.
by Breakfiled May 11, 2021
mugGet the Christian Deismmug.

Satan Was A Christian

"Jesus was a Satanist 'cause Satan goes to church. Satan was a Christian when the death bell rang for Lurch. He died a frankenbooger up his nostril with a seed. They buried him on Friday. Now his pumpkin Halloweed!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 30, 2023
mugGet the Satan Was A Christianmug.

Christian Parga

Christian Parga is a complicated human. He can be very negative/insecure at times and is not the best in relationships. He frequently blames his partner for causing problems and claims the solution is to just give up. He does not like when things get hard and when they do he does not like to fight. He is great at ghosting people and not caring about others feelings. He will treat you like a princess one day, then the next treat you like you don’t exist. He uses people and has a guilty conscience for it. He will tell you he’s not good enough for you when he knows he’s going to do something to hurt you. Don’t ever trust that he will fight for you, because most likely, he will leave you. Christian Parga is selfish, immature, and weak minded. He hurts people and forgets about it, and one day this will catch up to him...
Christian Parga can be your best friend one day and treat you like you don’t exist the next.
by Yourworldwithin August 7, 2019
mugGet the Christian Pargamug.

jens-christian

The best guy you'll ever meet. Adorable, smart, handsome, hot and of course beautiful. You'll never meet a guy like him again, and it would kill you to lose him.
FUCK, Jens-Christian is such a pure doggo
by Betk February 24, 2017
mugGet the jens-christianmug.

unchristian christian

Someone who goes to church and calls themselves a Christian, but acts in a completely different way outside of church.
At church, Chad is respectful and caring but at school he's a total faggot.
Yeah, he's an unchristian christian.
by @sexiestquintus May 6, 2018
mugGet the unchristian christianmug.

Sister Christian

A disabled individual who utilizes a motorized scooter or motorized wheelchair to get around, thereby 'motoring'.
Individual 1: Check out that Sister Christian rolling out of the Walmart on his little rascal.
Individual 2: Yeah, he's motorin'.
by ThatFuckinGuy257 October 22, 2023
mugGet the Sister Christianmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email