gen alpha brain rot

the retarded sh!t my brother wacthes

dees: quit wacthing that gen alpha brain rot

by P H O N K G O D January 9, 2024

Gen Alpha

Kids born in 2010-2024 who are definitely born in the wrong generation 100% and should stop being born in those years! The Gen Z people who where born in the 2000s (2000-2009) often complain about being born in the wrong generation and want to be born in the 1990s but in reality they where born in the last decent generation.

Lakeesha: Phew! I was born in 2009! I was so close but I dodged Gen Alpha successfully!

Samaria: I was born in 2011! Damn it! I was born in the wrong generation! Why can’t god send me here at least 2 years earlier!

by timebombing January 11, 2024

Gen Alpha

A generation which is catastrophically critical right now, all because of Elsagate and so on.

Youtuber: "Gen Alpha is fucked, and we know that for sure."

by iwascrazyonce January 16, 2024

Super Alpha

An alpha male, who is intellecutally, psychologically, sexually, emotionally, INTUITIVELY, economically and physically dominant. Very well read, well dressed, charming, cunning, worldly, WISE, - THE GODFATHER on steroids.

You are so alpha female, you need a super alpha. One who can trick you without you finding out.

by BossBabes January 24, 2024

Super Alpha

An alpha male, who is intellecutally, psychologically, sexually, emotionally, INTUITIVELY, economically and physically dominant. Very well read, well dressed, charming, cunning, worldly, WISE, - THE GODFATHER on steroids.

You are so alpha female, you need a super alpha. One who can trick you without you finding out.

by BossBabes January 24, 2024

Darkness alpha claw

Is a very gay streamer

Darkness alpha claw is a monster

by Hellhound77 November 9, 2023

Inclusive Alpha

A nonsensical term trademarked by a UK VC firm called Ada Ventures in late 2023, that claims to care about diversity, yet was directly responsible for the biggest decline in funding for minority and womens groups in the UK over the last 5 years. This was despite being backed by the UK government's bank, The British Business Bank to the tune of £30m.

After failing to meet their claimed objectives and directly harming the prospects of UK minorities raising capital, they spent public money on registering the term "Inclusive Alpha" for a new marketing campaign designed to trick yet more minorities and women into believing that they will be invested in by Ada Ventures in the future. Ada Ventures doesn't like the truth and so flagged this definition when it was up in October 2023 and had it removed, so it's back again and we won't forget.

Well I'm afraid you just can't raise until you are Inclusive Alpha (TM). Here are the times for our next office hours. Let me know how I can be helpful (prayer hands emoji)

by alleyes November 15, 2023