Uncle Dave

The act of simultaneously drinking, smoking, and gambling, much as Uncle Dave used to do.

And all the dead Uncle Dave’s gather around a heavenly kitchen table. They light up cigarettes and they begin to talk. They talk about how they never got a break. How their parents didn’t love them. And their children were ungrateful. They talk about how the government screwed them out of money and they just missed out on a big job. - George Carlin

I pulled an Uncle Dave last night and my head feels like it's been put through a blender.

by jason_litty July 2, 2024

dildo dave

A complete over zealous nitwit. Short, hairy in all the weirdest places and bald. A peon of a little man put on earth to piss people off, so much so, you feel the need to glue a giant dildo to his front door for being such a fucktard. Acts like he's smarter than most but lacks common sense and says the dumbest shit. Tries too hard to fit in and comes off as gay, metrosexual or challenged. Proud to drive a gold Honda crv hand me down from daddy.

Awe man look at that, Billy has a giant dildo stuck to his front door! He must have been a dildo Dave last night and someone got tired of his stupid shit.

by Skndstry702 February 24, 2022

dave ped

A fake rumor on the internet about this man that would pretend to kidnap zonuts and eat them, and knowing that zoe lavernes fandom is mostly 9 year olds, they were all scared lmao

Zonut 1: omg have you heard about Dave ped
Zonut 2: No, why?
Zonut 1: he wants to kidnap me

by craft-122500 June 24, 2023

Doing a Dave

Doing a Dave is where somebody takes control of the music, plays progressive songs that are boring as fuck e.g BT but claims they are "classic" and was once played at the start of a set.

To cap it off the person doing the Dave will only play 20 seconds of a song before going off on a tangent to a totaly different song.

For fucks sake this guy is doing a Dave, I want to hear a whole song not just 20 seconds of it

by Zavi Mace November 18, 2017

Dave Sanderson

Dave is an uncomfortable yet cool fellow. He is shy but will sometimes break out of his shell. He has a large elbow and will use it for unusual things like riding a bike. He likes mangos especially on girls chests. He is a great dude.

"Did you see John at that party?"

"Yeah dude he's like a Dave Sanderson!"

by Harold Richards December 16, 2011

Dave

Not real/A delusion

"Hey Ron hows your cat, Dave?"
"Dave isn't real Sadie"

by Lateachehead November 7, 2023

Therapy Dave

Who is "Therapy Dave?"

Hym "We don't know! Who could it be? Who IS 'Therapy Dave' and, beyond that, are we all not Therapy Dave in one way or another? Only time will tell."

by Hym Iam October 4, 2023