Topless Beer

The Topless Beer is a method of drinking beer cans that involves removing the entire top with a standard can opener. The purpose of the Topless Beer is to improve taste and to assist rapid consumption. Popularized by students at the University of Notre Dame.

Guy 1: "Yo, Ian... hook me up with a topless beer. We're gonna get everyone together to chug."

Guy 2: "Get the can opener. Topless beers are the best!"

by Boozemonkey March 30, 2009

Pussy Beer

Drinking your favourite beer, warming it up in your mouth, and spitting it into your partners vagina, and then proceeding to drink it. Which will then fuck her up.

I gave her so much Pussy Beer last night, she couldn't even stay on my cock.
She loves the Pussy Beer so much that's all she asks for.
She loves how the Pussy Beer fucks her up.

by Pussy Beer June 2, 2018

beer happy

Someone who is perky relaxed and giving you the time of day during those first couple of drinks. When they're still fun and awake and just a bit high but focused somewhat. Before they get sick from much more and pass out.

After a long stressful day at work, he needs to get beer happy.

by DawnR. September 13, 2006

Beer Dinner

Replacing the social norm of eating food for dinner and instead drinking just beer.

I've had my heart set on a beer dinner the whole day.

by forzaboston October 14, 2009

Beer: 45

The time of day when you should have already been drinking, but due to some setback, are still sober.

omg where is fred with the beer?

idk man, but he needs to get here soon. its already beer: 45

by ojpimpjuice69 March 19, 2010

grill beer

A grill beer is a beer sitting by the grill which is only used for consumption while grilling, or while hanging out with the boys outside while cooking on the grill.

Ben got quite wasted grilling the steaks due to all the grill beers he had to drink on the patio.

by BEN GIPSI November 30, 2009

phantom beer

When you grab your beer can with the full intention of drinking its contents, believing there to be a non-zero amount of beer in it, only to find the can to be an empty, dissatisfying shell of aluminum.

When Larry lifted his can of beer all-too-easily from the table, he realized that he simply had a case of phantom beer. He sighed and went to get a new one.

by bryanwitha_y March 6, 2013