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German

A man who is rather into men then women
Girl: Hey do you know German is kinda cute. Boy: Yeah I know him but he has a boyfriend
by pichuman420 September 16, 2021
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German trumpet

An act of involving at least two parties where the male will shit into the females mouth. After cradleing the turd in her mouth, she then forcibly projects the faecal matter back into the male's anus by blowing it as hard as she can resembeling the act of playing a trumpet.
Five years ago, Sebastians wife was being a bitch to him so he punished her with a german trumpet. She has been the nicest lady ever since.
by Nk1992 July 7, 2016
mugGet the German trumpetmug.

German

The definition German can be used I many different ways, such as car, or a man. It is most commonly used within the grime scene in Britain. It can refer to the German cars such as Audi, BMW and Mercedes. These are higher tier cars, that normal people can not afford, and there for people within the grime scene use German as a reference to a car. There is a song called German whip, and also a song called German. Here is a reference from German whip. “If you see man driving a German whip Blacked out window, leaning back See man driving a German whip Look like a baller, Ps and that” here you se that the artist is referring to it as a luxury car, and something normal people can not afford. there is the song called German, every time he says the word he reference to the cars.
If you see man driving a German whip
Blacked out window, leaning back
See man driving a German whip
Look like a baller, Ps and that
by little german November 5, 2019
mugGet the Germanmug.

German

Plural "Germans." A person who does not think to look out for their own best interest. You may observe a German voting man-hating pseudo-lesbians into political office, not crossing the road even though there are no cars and it's fucking New York City because the crossing sign says not to, letting their female do whatever they want including blaming them for building the fantastic civilization she inhabits, calling the police and waiting for them to arrive when an African migrant is raping their woman instead of defending her, and not murdering their sexually dysfunctional Leader even though the war is clearly lost when the Russians have reached their country because authority figures are not to be questioned. Closely related to the Scandinavian, whose behavior is even more self-destructive. Through their diaspora, responsible for the concept of women as the "fairer sex" in the United States.
"According to the latest genetic data, Germans are actually some of the least Aryan of the European peoples. The Aryans were Indo-Europeans, a group of cattle-herding, nomadic peoples from western central Asia who slowly invaded Europe and conquered the native people. The domination was so great that today almost all the populations of Europe can trace their paternal ancestry to them. Meaning, they were consummate rapists. The Germans, alongside the Scandinavians, actually have far more native-European paternal ancestry. The native-Europeans worshiped women. And got gang-raped. That explains a lot."
by Snurkles McChungus October 30, 2018
mugGet the Germanmug.

German City Snow Plow

A small penis doing a much bigger penis’ job.
Met this big chick at a bar, had a few drinks and then I gave her the German City Snow Plow
by AlwaysAGas March 7, 2021
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german

It sucks bad country german. (Example: They suck at Discord)
by Jue Meme55 November 9, 2020
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German

The most awkward, intricate, and fascinating people on the planet.

Germans, much like Americans, value technology and “new things”.

Germans, if you will, might be considered “emo” or “emotional”. Germans never fail to make a situation more poetic.
If I could describe him in one word, it would be German.
by Queburst November 6, 2022
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