chivalrous idiot

When you act like a smart ass, and neglect your hoco date in the process.

Andrew Applewhite was being a chivalrous idiot when he spent the whole night talking about etiquette, and wouldn’t give his date his coat. What a dick.

by Slayer5555 October 20, 2018

Fresh idiot

A fishing term referring to freshly caught fish. The fish in this context are idiots because they have to be mentally deficient in order to be caught in the first place.

I just brought back a load of fresh idiot.
Oh look, they’re selling fresh idiot at the market.

by John Sollenyfski January 19, 2021

scientific idiot

A type of person who will never change their view on a subject no matter how many facts you show them

Bob:The earth is round

Larry: No its flat
As you can see from the text, Larry is a scientific idiot
(Larry is an imaginary character)

by MortisBringerOfDoom September 10, 2021

Stupid Idiot

You

You are a stupid idiot

by Vizone June 14, 2022

Golden Ticket Idea

An idea that later blows up in your face, per The Office.

Micheal- "We need a golden ticket idea?"
Pam- "Is that an idea that later blows up in your face"

by Trumangreen23 March 12, 2009

Colourful racing identity

"Crook" or "gangster", expressed in a way that won't get you sued for libel, as used mainly in the Australian press.

Colourful racing identity John Gatano today fronted the magistrate's court to answer police allegations about his role in a massive heroin smuggling ring.

by mister_cj June 30, 2009

total fucking idiot

When someone is so stupid it's unreal. When they're that much of an IDIOT that it makes your blood boil.

"I don't understand how this argument started?"
"You're a total fucking idiot"

by angry gf March 24, 2012