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Posh Wank

Other than meaning masturbatinh whilst wearing a condom it can be referred to someone who is posh or has a posh accent
Aaron - "I got my butler to take out the trash this morning"
Lewis - "Aaron you're such a posh wank"
by Broseph1231 August 11, 2015
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Wilder-wank

Having a wank in the countryside, it’s a bit like dogging but you do it by your self
*out camping* “mate, il be back in 10 mins, just off for a wilder-wank”
by The butcher 69 January 6, 2020
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Wanking afteritch

Where someone wanks (usually straight after an intial wank or just after.) and get a really dry, itchy dick after that needed alot of careful scratching.
I got wanking afteritch. Why didn't I wait...

Coz lucys so damn hot, that why! Aww it's so dry and itchy!
by Coolthatsounds February 2, 2010
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Side Wank

When you lie on your side and have a cheeky wank, always with your back against the door, so if people walk in you can give them an over shoulder sketchy go away look
Brett: Parmjit was having a side wank the other day
Joel: He disgusts me
by parmjitandthekids April 25, 2011
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dank or wank

Good or bad, 'yea or nay'. Dank being good, wank being bad.
Lad1: "Miley Cyrus, dank or wank?"
Lad2: "Her music? Wank. Her arse? Dank!!!"
by thejollyjellyfish69 March 5, 2015
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clean wanking

a person who masterbates in the bath or shower to avoid stainning there clothes or bedding
by manx aribter January 27, 2009
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Wank Stain

A derogatory term to indicate the subject is as bad as a mark left post masturbation. Therefore something not to be bothered about
"Don't worry about him he's just a wank stain'"
by Mish MoneyP June 17, 2016
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