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spoon no wiener

the act of one individual spooning another without the acts of kissing, heavy petting or raccoon sex present. those who have attempted this feat of strength inevitably fall to the power of the wiener and thus, spoon no wiener has never been achieved.
christyn: any of you boys wanna spoon no wiener? random hottie: hells yea!
by spector victim June 9, 2009
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weinerbitch

A lower form of nagging. Normally in couples from female to the male. Seen as the female as a gentle playful request, seen by the male as simply more work
Darling whilst your'e on your way back from the football can you drop by the supermarket (miles out of the way) and pick up a packet of tampons "Sharon weinerbitched Paul into picking up tampons"

Sweetheart can you get me a cup of lemon and ginger tea (asked during time-on during a football match" George got Karen a cup of tea to end the weinerbitching
by Gazza down under September 18, 2008
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weeiner

Generally used to describe a person acting in a foolish manner. Also used as either a positive or negative remark insinuating love or distaste for the individual.

Depending on context to show affection or to show disrespect for someone.
Positive usage:
"Hello weeiner!"
"I missed ya you weeiner head"

Negative usage:
"He's a weeiner"
"That is is a goofy weeiner"
by cciibbaa December 30, 2008
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Wernerism

An ideology based on the human birthright to pee out of windows, porches, balconies etc.
Mac: Dude, what do you think you're doing?! Are you peeing out from the balcony???
Skip: Yes, I support Wernerism. Join me!
Mac: No.
by Johnny Park January 8, 2008
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Wiener Stand

A variation on an idea of a "keg stand." The giver is inverted in the position of a keg stand, but instead of beer, a wiener is inserted into said givers mouth.

A "raise the roof" motion of the receiver's hands denotes the execution of a first rate wiener stand.

*May require use of safety spotter. However solo efforts are commendable.
"Dude, I totally took home that gymnast last night from the JV meet."
"Did she mount and tumble your junk?"
"Oh man better bro, she gave me a solo wiener stand!"
"HELL YEAH"
by Gymnast Lover December 14, 2009
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Black Wiener Flip

Where you ollie to sac tap to flip. the griptape is black. at your sac. then flip attack. then land.
by black wiener flip originator September 23, 2009
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clit wiener

oversized, long clitoris resembling the shape of a hotdog or male genitalia.
she just slapped me with her clit wiener.

i didn't see any cameltoe, but i saw her clit wiener through those pants!
by helpmefindmysnuggie September 9, 2010
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