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urban afflictionary

a sickness suffered by people who are addicted to urbandictionary.com. These people spend most of their time either on the site or trying to coin a term for seemingly everything they experience.
Jumpy has an extrordinarily intense case of urban afflictionary. He is obssessed with inventing new terms for any and everything.
by provider44 January 17, 2010
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Urban Dictionary

A Dictionary located on The Internet side of life.
Hey! I'm gonna write a definition for "urban dictionary" in the urban dictionary!
by XxTed_The_RooseveltxX January 28, 2017
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urban dictionary

The once revered dictionary-type service that at one point in time, gave useful and funny slang to use. Now, the place where stupid people add definitions about celebrities to rib them, and add definitions of their own names in which the definition is a giant compliment. When in real life, the person who added the definition sucks at life.
Man, I used to love urban dictionary; it's just stupid.

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Hey, let's get on urban diction- wait I forgot, all it is now is people's names and celebrities.
by stopstealingmyUN July 13, 2010
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Urban Dictionary

A place where i come to find out what that black kid said to me.
Ghetto dude: "Yo man that was off the heezy fo sheezy straight up cuz"

Me: "???????????????"
Me: "let me look that up on urban dictionary"
Me: "Oh ok, ya that was cool"
by d3m0n888 March 3, 2010
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Urban Dictionary

The website you are looking at right now, dipshit.
"Hey did you see Aardvark Cum on Urban Dictionary? No? Well fuck you too."
by Deathrock9 December 30, 2014
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Urban Panther

A young female urbanite who takes everything to the extreme, whether that be work or leisure. She takes prowling, or hunting for a male mate, to an extreme, using strategic and tactical techniques. Successful in her profession and well-educated, she holds herself to a high standard of class, but often finds herself in debaucheries within the urban jungle.
Did you see Chelsea command that meeting last week and then kill it at the bar, she’s such an urban panther.
by Brosefina69 May 29, 2011
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Urban Manatee

An obese or morbidly obese person that you might see walking outside. These creatures tend to be elusive and by themselves, making them exceptionally rare in outdoor situations, but can be seen congregating at buffet lines and Cinnabon stores. They are easily distinguishable by their camouflaging characteristics of having regular buttocks and frontal buttocks as well as frontal and rear breast flaps as to confuse people of exactly which direction they are moving.
Holy crap, you would have dented your car if you hit that Urban Manatee.

Man, they had nothing left at the lunch line. The Urban Manatee ate it all.
by Aoitenshi May 1, 2011
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