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Unside-down dead unicorn

When you and your partner get on the top bunk of a bunk bead with rails and the receiving partner assumes doggy style and the delivering partner does a handstand and leans the package into the desired hole while convulsing and making horse noises
"Omg. Becky, kyle and I did the Unside-down dead unicorn last night on the top bunk and it rocked my world"
by CerberusX01 October 16, 2021
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Smiling Unicorn

When a girl has the guy shit directly into her mouth and gives you a blow job right after.
Cody: Hey Felix, my girl asked for a smiling unicorn and I was so excited. I was bloated all day! Felix: Thats awesome Cody!!
by Tigersex October 29, 2021
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Trojan Unicorn

A person who is invited to be part of an established couple that is polyamorous and who is believed by the couple to be their unicorn (the mythical person who will complete a throuple), but who has ulterior motives to break up the couple and who is actually a home wrecker.
We thought we found the perfect person but she is a Trojan unicorn and stole my husband.
by Mateo_Harveez August 17, 2021
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The unicorn

When a man puts on a full face respirator and attaches a dildo to the center of the mask. A woman then gets on top of it and fucks it so the guy gets a front row seat
Honey when you get home Iโ€™ll be waiting with the unicorn!
by Shat man April 24, 2025
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Unicorn ninja

A female with the characteristics of a mythical unicorn meaning very rare of a find. And that of a ninja in the fact that if your not careful she will sneak up on you and get you to fall in love with her
Damn jewels is a unicorn ninja I fell in love with her hands down.
by Mtg187 July 9, 2022
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Unicorn

A unicorn is the most uncommon animal

Unicorns are good at ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ€โšพ๐ŸŽฑ
People that are unicorns are ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„
Kb

Jalen Green
Rj Hampton
Jalen Suggs
Kb is a straight unicorn ONG, ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿ’ฏ.
by Kb Unicorn July 11, 2019
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