twitter

a bird

hey look at that twitter

by sam667 March 7, 2017

Twitter Mod

Spends their entire time on twitter, posting or scrolling and probably has blue hair. Like a discord mod for twitter but isn't an actual technical "moderator".

Jake spends all his time on twitter like a damn "twitter mod".

by MrFuntime (awildrabitt) August 29, 2023

Twitter

That toxic ex who you don't wanna be in a relationship with but GOD DAMN HOW SHE FUCKS.

Twitter is my favorite social media platform, my name is Karen.

by guifi July 29, 2020

Twitter

real hell-hole

greetings everyone, i am CyberNuts, ex-Twitter user. twitter is apsoloute f*cking pain. dont sign up unless you like your life ahead of you being taken away

use reddit instead

by CyberNutz December 10, 2021

twitter hippy

Refers to an individual(s) who displays themselves as a "hippy" via social networking sites, but upon being seen and conversed with in person, have no outstanding qualities that would allow them to be seen as aforementioned "hippy". Twitter biographies often include descriptors declaring that one is indeed "a hippy", "flower child", "peace lover", "acid lover", etc. May even go as far as to tweet and retweet things that encourage this false image, even though they may not fully understand the subject matter of said tweets.

John: "Sarah is a very judgmental, mean girl."
David: "But her twitter makes her seem so peaceful and cool, she's got a picture of the Buddha on her header!"
John: "Nah, she's just a twitter hippy."

by Skyeandsea November 17, 2013

Twitter Gent

Twitter gent: a natural born douchebag who pretends to be a gentleman but will not hesitate to slide into your dm's sending dickpics and asking for nudes. He will also constantly tweet pervy things constantly.

Said "gent" is generally unattractive and/or overweight.

All of twitter thinks they're a plague on the anon world and they should be exterminated.

Twitter Gent bio: I'm just a southern gentleman looking for to make a princess a queen.

Gent's tweets: Come suck my dick. Let's bang. I'm horny.

Gent sends dm: you're hot. *insert ugly dickpic* show me you're titties.

by ydac imoan March 21, 2014

Twitter

The area between the twat and shitter

I would lick her Twitter

by Nej December 10, 2017