It's the Act of sticking your Male Genitalia into someone's ear and twist it like a car key in it's fob hoping of turning him on either for sexual intercouse or cause he is just a dumb fucking retard
Little Johnny was acting so stupidly to where I shoved my Dick in his ear to turn on his brain so he functions normally. The original turn on.
by Kneegrowingtree334 March 4, 2025

by Nikkis cousin September 11, 2021

by TURN ME UP SHMEREE May 17, 2019

When a female spins on that Dick so fast she reaches a dimension where she can turn zero degrees. Results in a simultaneous climax 99.99% of the time.
by DanielsBackandHips June 15, 2024

If you are talking to someone....and they start going off for no reason and making the conversation bigger than it needs to be.... Then they TURN LEFT OR TURNS LEFT...meaning they TURN the conversation in the wrong direction...left....instead of keeping the conversation "Right".... They TURN LEFT!
Example 1: "I'm about to go talk to her but if she Turns left...I'm bout to let her know all about it."
Example 2: "You're gonna go talk to her? What if she turn left?"
Example 2: "You're gonna go talk to her? What if she turn left?"
by ChrisAngel May 1, 2016

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If You Standing IN front Of Me And Your Whole Life Is Turning Around When Someone Of The Same Gender Is More Confident Than Yourself As A Person Then Maybe Turn Around And Process A Decisions
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

by Barbarian of the square planes June 14, 2024
