Turd Ferguson

When one person raises their ass and body straight up (vertical) and spreads their ass cheeks while the other scissors them, in a standing position, and pushes a turd out of their ass and into the others. 😂😂😂🤢

You know that hot chick that works at McDonald's? I took her home last night and that freak let me Turd Ferguson her. The window was cracked and it was cold out, you should have seen the steam rolling off that thing. A turd Ferguson with a hint of Cleveland steamer.

by JEBSR73 January 17, 2022

Turd Furgeson

When a male or female lines up thier asshole with a vagina and shits into the vagina creating intercourse using the turd.

similar to the position called the "pile driver" but with the actions stated above called "turd furgeson"

by Mike Wilkinson August 15, 2007

turd nerd

1. A homosexual who seeks out or particularly enjoys the company of male heterosexuals.
2. A homosexual who is a very close and personal friend of male heterosexuals in a strictly platonic friendship.

Your friend is a total turd nerd! He only hangs around straight dudes all the time.

by A smart and wise woman standing up for good guys everywhere! September 22, 2006

Turd Splitter

An effort to describe someone's ass.

Just think about it and you will get the drift....

Man look at the size of that chic's turd splitter!

by December Jade December 26, 2007

turd lapper

one who lapps turds as a dog lapps water

"look at that turd lapper"

by AJR1960 September 14, 2007

turd rifle

A person who talks volumes crap

Chief James said "boy you just shot so much shit; that your turd rifle must have been stuck in automatic!"

by melanchete October 26, 2007

Turd Sandwiches

An exclamation that is more kid friendly and used to replace the more vulgar slang terms when something does not go the way it was planned.

A jar of pickles falls on your toe, "turd sandwiches that hurt!!!!"

by Min-D-Moo March 5, 2009