Farting a turd is what happens when you hold your shit in too long and then try to relieve a little sphincter muscle pressure by farting.
Man I got to shit so bad, that If you don't get out of the fucking bathroom right now, I'm going to Fart a Turd!!! >_<
by tonyfamous October 20, 2010
Get the fart a turdmug. 1. a derrogatory term for a homosexual male
2. one who steals turds from toilets, possibly for consumption
3. one who gets their jollies from going into public places (like restaraunts and stores) and takeing a crap on the floor when no ones looking and leaving it there
4. one who hides in the bottom section of a portable toilet to watch people go to that bathroom
2. one who steals turds from toilets, possibly for consumption
3. one who gets their jollies from going into public places (like restaraunts and stores) and takeing a crap on the floor when no ones looking and leaving it there
4. one who hides in the bottom section of a portable toilet to watch people go to that bathroom
1. man, what a turd burgler, I bet he craps condoms
2. I left a floater to see in hopes of catching the turd burgler
3. Well, the turd burgler struck again, the manager isnt gonna like this, but Im not going to tell her, heck, I dont wanna clean it up
4. Did you hear about that turd burgler? He got a year in jail....man...of all the things you could get arrested for
2. I left a floater to see in hopes of catching the turd burgler
3. Well, the turd burgler struck again, the manager isnt gonna like this, but Im not going to tell her, heck, I dont wanna clean it up
4. Did you hear about that turd burgler? He got a year in jail....man...of all the things you could get arrested for
by dave m w November 25, 2007
Get the turd burglermug. by PilotMike April 2, 2005
Get the Turd wranglermug. 
by hngsolo January 15, 2009
Get the Rabbit Turdmug. by sw@ggaT December 8, 2010
Get the Turd Jugglermug. by guitarbomb05 February 14, 2012
Get the Turd Hammockmug.