by @PaparazziAreRight May 16, 2023
Get the Tool Kissmug. by KatiePansy February 27, 2011
Get the Toolmug. A tool is someone you hit with your penis in the face with while asleep... You take pictures and post them on line and tell everyone he's a "moe.. moe".... A tool is a guy who everyone doesn't want around because they know he wears diapers, but let him chill because u need a ride to the diaper factory.... A tool is someone who got caught having anal with a dog, he explains it by saying dog reverses to god? What makes him a tool and not a zooerastiaist is he is on the receiving end of the "god" (backwards) sex.... And lastly the top tool is a guy who follows stray dogs and catches the poo from their butts before hitting the ground... What he does with poo is pure toolism! Either covers his genitalia in it, or uses a pastry bag to inject it into his anus, also known as poo insert.
What is that guy doing, leave that dog alone you fucking tool... And put on some clothes, diapers on a millennial is just wrong!
by King-of-the-whifes February 1, 2025
Get the Toolmug. The type of guy who - before he introduces himself - tells you about his tattoos and brags about getting a deal on suits
Jarret said, "my next triathalon is next week. My mom lent me the money to enter!"
Jarrret is a tool bag.
Jarrret is a tool bag.
by Bubba gunk September 3, 2017
Get the Tool Bagmug. A individual that drives a diesel pickup truck with "stacks" installed in the bed of their truck. They think they are cool but they are really a tool.
Billy-Bob installed stacks on his truck in shop class today. Everyone in school thinks he is a Tool-ly.
by Cj_3@$+o8 March 3, 2011
Get the Tool-lymug. by coolyourtools September 8, 2016
Get the cool your toolsmug. when somebody is a poser and thinks they fit in when they clearly do not. they think they have so many friends but they talk about the person all the time.
by nicolette312 February 21, 2009
Get the Toolmug.