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tool

a tool is the word for some one stupid, often used in ireland
boy 1 "where did you say the ice cream was?"
Boy 2 " over there you fecking TOOL!!!"
by ireland2010 January 31, 2010
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Tool

An accurate insult to describe a right twat of a human, one who is always a self-centered, righteous and entitled moron. A tool never has a shred of sympathy for anyone but themselves. These people are "born different" in that they're incapable of empathy. Thus only useful to those that know how to play them for what they're worth, to use them like the tool they are. Tool is still such a relevant insult, that is unfortunately almost forgotten in a hyper internet age
Hey man that guy is such a tool. He's got no moral compass, no sympathy and is trying to perpetuate the lie that his boss is a standup guy for what he did to you. I hope he gets worked over till he finally snaps at his ignorant boss.
by Deadmau5UltraAnimals October 2, 2021
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tool

A sorrywurt who does whatever they can to keep someone around; such as buying excessive stuff for others especially when not asked for, giving money often, acting like they have it all to give, offering to do mostly anything that could help the person. Kind of like a beggar and pleaser mixed together.

There's a douchebag one and a sad, mopey one which usually many would feel bad for.
Where's Alfred?
Alfred? Oh, he's over there hovering around Stacey as always and being a tool for her love.
by mshezzy January 9, 2017
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Tool

The prez's a tool.
by Thunder Rama August 15, 2018
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healing tool

a healing tool is someone a woman uses until they are ready to be in a serious relatinship
i was just with him as a healing tool
by heyyoustop November 5, 2023
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Tool

Tool:

1: You

2: Me

3: Your dog
"I am such a tool".
by DarkLarynx September 5, 2011
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spawn tool

An item used to help the point of which offspring exists produce more offspring
The woman asked for the male for the spawn tool
by Fire Burst August 27, 2017
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