The Unintentional Thumb

When you're on Facebook Messenger and you accidentally hit the "thumb's up button, usually at the worst possible time.

It's going to look something like:

Person: "I'm having a really rough day"
Me: "What's wrong?"
Person: "My dad passed away. 😰"
Me: "👍"
Me: "Goddammit! The unintentional thumb strikes again! ...sorry for your loss."

Example two:
Person 1: "How are things with the hubby?"
Person 2 :"I found out he's cheating on me."

Person 1: "👍"

by Daniel Harmon March 28, 2016

Kentucky Thumb

Sex position where you jam your thumb into your partner’s hole. Like you’re trying to stop blood loss.

“Dude I gave her the Kentucky Thumb last night and she went wild!”
“You shoved yourself thumb up her ass the hell did you think was gonna happen.”

by Knutter808 May 20, 2021

Fast Brain Slow Thumb Syndrome

The acceleration of typing speed but deceleration of the accuracy in the words , content and context while texting due to thumbs fatigue although thought flows are exponentially high. Also known as FBST syndrome.

I was texting this girl come over to my room but instead I got hit with Fast Brain Slow Thumb syndrome and wrote “Come Over my hoes” so I blew my chances.

by Sassy Sheesh November 24, 2021

beer thumb

Effect on one’s ability to text caused by the consumption of too much beer

"Thanks to Chucky's beer thumb, we had no clue the cops were conducting a sobriety checkpoint at the golf course entrance."

by bearded steamer October 13, 2011

thumb roll

when you text someone and rethink your message as your clicking the send button and you pull your finger down on the screen so It won't send

I was texting Alex last night and was going to tell him I liked him at the last second I thumb rolled so i didn't fuck up

by yoter May 28, 2015

Kentucky Thumb

When you plug the hole with your thumb.

Damn it's bleeding bad give it the Kentucky thumb or Damn she's bleeding bad give her the Kentucky thumb.

by anonymous May 20, 2021

Thumb Wars

Verb. Used to define when two men sit down at the same time while making a thumbs up gesture on the seat next to them, proceeding to insert their thumbs up the other individuals rectal cavity.

John: hey you wanna play thumb wars while we watch house hunters?

Joe: yeah I'd love to but only if you spit on it first.

by Yee Olde Jew February 19, 2022