Thumb Grazing

Usually referring to album browsing on Facebook or the likes, when you don't have the time or the inclination to look at every photo in the album - instead you graze through the thumbnails and pick the ones you want to see closer.

Oh yeah I was thumb grazing through Johnny's Christmas album on Facebook and found three photo's with me in it.

by Tealla January 03, 2009

Thumb Calorie

The energy wasted on useless texting

I can’t waste another thumb calorie on this convo with you Josh and Gina

by wheresward October 22, 2018

Four thumbs

When you type so fast it looks like you have 4 thumbs
Like in anime/manga, they put multiple fingers to show the speed of the characters typing (with an addition of movement symbols like "《" "//" "=" ect...)

Person 1: typing
Person 2: "do you have Four thumbs or summ"

by Ramen is gr8 June 07, 2019

thumb fucking

Repeatedly sending and or receiving erotic and graphic txt messages of a sexual nature

Paul: You still txting with Susan?

Peter: Hehe yeah...

Paul: Dude quit thumb fucking your girl friend and lets go.

by Cheddarbox November 18, 2008

John Thumb

Defined as the act of releasing one’s bowels in a manner where the shape of said excrement perfectly fits into the bottom of said toilet, plugging up the hole well enough to prevent successful flushing. Similar to the tale of the boy holding back a leaking wall with his thumb, this unintentionally shaped turd plug seats itself tight enough to hamper draining of thy marble throne.

Once I was finally able to push out that brown submarine from my ass, the dam turdpedo clogged my toilet so bad that my plumber said he doesn’t respond to JOHN THUMB service calls.

by Apologetic Shiek December 16, 2023

john thumb

A perfectly shaped shit which falls from one's out spout, sinking in your toilet water and clogging it. This dense anal crueller strategically seals thy throne drain just as that small boys thumb held back a wall of water.

The immense relief I felt after finally birthing the largest shit in history, was squashed when my toilet couldn't flush overflowing from my John Thumb.

by Apologetic Shiek January 18, 2024

Gamer Thumb

When you twerk the nipple so long that your thumb gets tired.

You better slow down baby, or you’re going to get gamer thumb.

by Sonofsaiyan October 06, 2020