Thumb Grazing

Usually referring to album browsing on Facebook or the likes, when you don't have the time or the inclination to look at every photo in the album - instead you graze through the thumbnails and pick the ones you want to see closer.

Oh yeah I was thumb grazing through Johnny's Christmas album on Facebook and found three photo's with me in it.

by Tealla January 03, 2009

Thumb Calorie

The energy wasted on useless texting

I can’t waste another thumb calorie on this convo with you Josh and Gina

by wheresward October 22, 2018

thumb-tied

In texting the inability to be witty, clever (or even coherent) when it's important to make a favorable impression.

She: Huh? Wht a dorky comment.
He: Uh, sorry, I get all thumb-tied when having text with a new girl--nervous, can't think of what to say uh do you like dogs?
She: Chill. Take a Beta blocker. SYL. Not! dork.

by Richmond RichardHof February 24, 2009

One for the Thumb

The fifth person on one's list of sexual partners.

1: Hey dude what happened to you last night?

2: Oh dude, I got one for the thumb.

1: Awesome, bro!

by Pittsburghlady September 19, 2011

Thumb Jockey

A texting driver.

"I passed so many Thumb Jockeys on my last motorcycle trip; mostly between Illinois and Ohio."

by Off with her head! September 07, 2016

Ring around the thumb

When you masterbate with a dirty hand and leave dirt rings on your palm by your thumb

Eww!! I met the new guy at work and he tried to shake my hand and he had ring around the thumb .

Sorry sir but bro! Clean your fuckin hands you got bad ring around the thumb!

by Speedsmoker69 April 21, 2023

thumb drumming

The act of drumming on a desk or whatever your hands are over with the edges of your thumbs while your palm faces down.

John: wow whats with the blisters on your thumbs?
Mike: had an epically intense thumb drumming session yesterday...

by iamalion1467 December 08, 2009