good morning & god bless

taking a shit while eating breakfast and drinking coffee.

Greatest invention since the beginning of time.
papa bless.

Hila: Ethan, I need the bathroom! What areyou doing?
Ethan: Good morning & god bless, Hila
Hila: What?
Ethan: It's a 'Good morning & god bless!
Hila: What are you doing?!
*opens bathroom door*
Ethan: Hila what are you-- just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a good morning and god bless, I need another 20 minutes at least!

by fupatroopa1911 April 7, 2018

Morning Burger

The congealed blood, fluids, and tissue that accrues overnight when a woman is on her period.

I thought I would get lucky when we woke up together, but I got a mouthful of morning burger instead.

by skjaldbaka November 16, 2021

Good morning!

😊just woke up

Good morning! Did u sleep?

by 😊r bun DICK tio nery😊 August 7, 2020

After morning

Refers to a tile period that or right before lunch (typically noon) or before that (usually 10:50AM to 12:00PM

Good after morning Jimmy. Ready for lunch?

by thebombasticsideye March 22, 2024

Good Morning and God Bless

When you're taking a shit, drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet at the same time.

John - "Oh damn, did you smash Hila last night, she's a freakin babe!"
Ethan - "Yeah I did, she even made me breakfast and coffee so I could have a Good Morning and God Bless!"

by Spiderfly May 22, 2018

Morning Dweller

A morning dweller is a person who wakes up and starts their day between 2 and 4 AM.

Chris: Josh what were you doing up at two in the morning!
Josh: Chris, I;m a morning dweller, that's when I get up!

by The Imperial Empire December 8, 2017

morning after shirt

A dude's button up shirt commonly put on by a girl when she wakes up the morning after

Damn she looks even hotter in the morning after shirt than she did last night.

by Baby Octane October 9, 2017