Kevin<3

Kevin is a handsome and cute boy that always cares for his sister and friends, he likes BMWs and tacos. He’s short but is secretly a softie inside:) his most well known quotes are “I’ll lick you“ and “Ima bite you“. He always knows how to make everyone happy even though he’s a HUGEEEE simp;). He’s currently taken by a tall person called Brooke/Ailey, believe it or not but Kevin’s name is on Mars :o everyone needs a Kevin in there life :)<3

Lexi: who’s that short person?
Brooke: oh that’s Kevin<3 don’t worry though! He is to short to bite you

by SomeoneYouKnow;) July 13, 2021

Kevin Patterson

Kevin Patterson is a detective that works at Richard Hale School, who somehow waffles about your body language and tries to get you excluded because of the way you are standing. Once he got all scared because a Year 11 told him to F off and he ran to the headmaster’s office scared for his life.

Student 1: Is that Kevin Patterson?
James Beckwith: Oi Kevin f*** off
Student 1: Look at him run
James Beckwith: What a pussio

by Big Up RHS October 30, 2020

Fizzling Kevin

A "fizzling" type 6 bowel movement (per the Bristol Stool Scale). Has the potential to clog toilets due to excessive use of toilet paper.

A man left a Fizzling Kevin behind in the public restroom. No one was happy.

by Saggy2 November 10, 2009

Clueless Kevin

When someone makes a stupid comment or remark

“That kid is such a clueless Kevin”

by Clueless Kevin March 23, 2023

Kevin Wilhite

Kevin aka. Kev Kev is Stephanie Wilhite’s brother, he is an amazing person and friend, he will always be there for you and have your back no matter what. He knows how to cheer you up when you aren’t feeling your best and you know you can always count on him for anything. He’s one of the most trustworthy people ever and you can be yourself around him without getting worried about being judged.

Kevin Wilhite is an amazing person.

by imbored456 February 26, 2019

kevin lin

The fucking OG at ball. Plays ball in a flannel, jeans, and a dress shoe.

Has a lotta drip!💯

LLook at Kevin lin over there! He got so much dripppp.”

by Yea_0k_br0 July 7, 2020

kevin gates'ed

The act of driving the hell off and leaving someone on the side of the road by asking them to retrieve an item from the trunk.
In the same style from the song Makin Love by Kevin Gates

Damn nigga; Amy Kevin Gates'ed my ass on the interstate in the middle of nowhere.

by Saint Patrik July 8, 2018