hipster fresh

The ripeness of un-showered 20-something hipster, particularly in an enclosed space such as a "dive bar".

Ooooh boy, do you smell that? This place is hipster fresh. Get some deodorant up in here.

by Maggie S April 18, 2018

Certified Hipster

A person who follows the latest trends and fashions; being outside the cultural mainstream.

Angie Zarate is, what many call, a certified hipster.

by philomela March 14, 2015

Christian hipster

A christian young adult who sings, is part of a church plant, has a ton of Instagram followers, has bible studies at Starbucks, has Hebrew tattoos, uses a moleskin journal, and listens to Hillsong United and Elevation Worship, yet finds his/her identity in these things and not Christ

Guy 1: is that a moleskin journal?
Guy 2: yea man, I love it.
Guy 1: yea man, just don't become a christian hipster
Guy 2: thanks brother, Jesus first

by Staboi21 July 25, 2014

Hipster

Mix of Ghetto & Mixer

Makes raps and adds to other peoples raps

Dresses ghetto but sometimes preppy

Damn look at the hipster girl editting Young Forever && making new things.

by LidooMunster July 10, 2010

Hipster lesbians

Hipster lesbians are girls that identify as lesbians, because being straight is 'too mainstream.' These girls are usually heterosexual, but act as lesbians for attention (mostly from men) or to stand out from the crowd.

Two girls kiss next to a few guys in public.

Guy 1: "Are you guys lesbians?"
Girl 1: "Totally."
Girl 2: "Being straight is so what everyone else does."
Girl 1: "Yeah, it's so mainstream."

The girls walk away.

Guy 1: "Dude, they were weird!"
Guy 2: "They're just hipster lesbians. Let them be."

by iTainakaDesu March 18, 2014

Hipster Milk

USDA Organic All-Natural Minimally-Synthesized Dairy from Local Hand-Fed Free-Range Sheep raised on a strict diet of soy and hazelnuts.

Magic Milk Straws work with all kinds of milk, whether it be Soy, 2%, 1%, or Hipster Milk.

by Tarjar3 January 11, 2013

climate hipster

noun. an individual who, despite the official statements of a large saturation of scientific research foundations, denies the fact that human interaction with the environment has had detrimental outcome.

Jeremiah: All this global warming stuff is bullshit. Have you read those emails between scientists that prove that global warming is a hoax?

Doug: No, mostly because there are no emails between scientists that prove that global warming is a hoax. So, Jeremiah, explain to me how your opinion has more weight than a bunch of scientists with pHDs.

Jeremiah: You don't know what you're talking about!

Doug: What a valid response, climate hipster.

by dqv February 26, 2012