Shot The Fuck Out

You are tore up or your exposed

"Why are you talking about me when you share clothe with your grandmom? Girl, you shot the fuck out!

by PhillyJawn2009 May 18, 2010

Fake the Funk

(military jargon)To falsely motivate yourself and get the work or exercise at hand.

I just can't get motivated today, so I best fake the funk or enjoy the front leaning rest position.

by John1969 May 9, 2008

The Fur Ball

You're chomping away at some mighty Zena who has a mane between her legs the size of Lionel Richie's afro, when a mammoth fur ball gets lodged in your throat. You punch her.

"The fur ball got stuck in my throat while I was eatin her out, So I knocked the bitch out!"

by CharlesVA August 5, 2006

Get the fuck outta here!

An interjection of displeasure.

An order.

A fella surprise his wife while she is doing it with the mailman, the gardener or his best friend. He will yell to them: " Get the fuck outta here!" (an asking from his part to them to take the fucking act out of his bedroom and out of his sight) and will slam the door closed after they move out and do it outside.

The interjection is also known to be a good palliative to heart attack when seeing unexpected unpleasant thing.

However it didn't work for OBL. He used it as a spell against the team six guys who got in his basement: " Get the fuck outta here!" but he get shoot anyway. The team six guys appeared to be deaf dumb both.

by bemarenina2 August 18, 2013

what the funk!

a phrase where you would like to use a more explicit word, yet for whatever reason, you feel it is not the situation, it is against your religion, or you are just making a vain attempt to be funny, where you then realize you cannot, because the only person who can use this phrase to make you laugh is Connor Morgan!

I got a 3 on my math test ?!!
What the Funk!

by C-Mor May 13, 2005

Walked the fucking dinosaur

An alternate way of describing when a female is atop a male during sex. Originated from 4chan.

AKA The cowgirl position.

"Hey dude, did you sleep with Lisa yet?"
"Oh yea bro."
"How was it?"
"We kissed a little, then got on the floor and she walked the fucking dinosaur."

by Dmacattack93 August 21, 2011

What the fuck

The definition of what the fuck is confusion of why things exist slot of people say what the fuck out of anger or confusion or they may just be referencing that one vine

When I see the definitions to the urban dictionary I say what the fuck

by Ig:Alxx._.alxx May 15, 2018