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Threatening Bowel Movement (TBM)

That threatening feeling you get in the wake of a bowel movement. Typically an urgent feeling which results in immediate vacation of a place, task or conversation that you are in. Threatening bowel movements may strike at inappropriate times. You may experience the intense feeling without prior knowledge that you were anticipating a bowel movement.
Susie: How is your steak, Sharon?
Sharon: uh.. *abruptly leaves*

5 mins later

Susie: Are you okay?
Sharon: Yeah just had a major threatening bowel movement (TBM). But it has been expelled.
by JKF125 June 25, 2010
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Face throttle

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Throatpuncher

Male masturbation method where he slaps or 'punches' the shaft or 'throat' of penis instead of stroking. Usually done to extend staying power to avoid premature ejaculation.
When I know I have the house to myself for a while, I'm a ruthless throatpuncher. When the wife is in the next room, I usually go for speed.
by Rainbow606 September 5, 2013
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Throst

The word that happens to come out when a person is way too drunk and tries to say that (s)he is "trashed" but mid-way through the word (s)he switches to trying to say that they are "sloshed" and in the end says that (s)he is "throst"
"Man, dude, bro, I am throst!"
by Slothers April 29, 2008
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Throagurt

I gave Erica a healthy shellacking of throagurt.
by Cheeseburner March 31, 2010
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Threatscape

The aspect of a particular space (logical or physical) relevant to the likelihood and severity of loss, compromise, or inaccessibility.
Due to the constantly evolving threatscape, security professionals need to keep one eye on their current environment and another on external variables such as changes in technology, human behavior, and economic conditions.
by Cabo Dude January 23, 2012
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Threatzoned

A term that is used when one party views their partner's new friend as a threat to their relationship, therefore forcing their partner to ignore said threat.
The cute girl at the optometrist's office (Jen) threatzoned me because her girlfriend saw my charming personality on social media.

This girl I'm sleeping with got super jealous after meeting Morgan. She put her in the threatzone real fast.
by #TheUniverse December 14, 2016
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