Tank Job

A restroom prank or act of revenge where one removes the lid of the toilet tank and defecates in the tank before replacing the lid. The next poor bastard that uses the toilet will be greeted by bits of your stool as the bowl refills.

My boss was such an asshole today I left him a tank job to deal with. Hope he has plenty of bleach!

by jdirtybird May 16, 2025

World of tanks blitz

A game where only the rich prosper even though its made in a Russian country which makes it capitalist

james: hey i think you should play world of tanks blitz
John:U wot m8???

by Panzer35t On Blitz October 5, 2020

Schwanky Tank

The country version of Schwinkie Tink, only dressed like a cowboy and likes to reenact brokeback mtn.

I cant believe Jacob was such a Schwanky Tank today.

by Schwinkies man March 13, 2009

Think Tank

A place to release moist hairy fireballs when you put your snake in the fire.

Katie got a dirty Cpap at the think tank after getting smashed on fireball.

by KTPROC October 31, 2020

Tank

Someone aggressive and strong and buff

Billy: I'll bang ya dad out mate
Louis: nah you won't
Billy: yeah I will cuz I'm a Tank
#chavnation

by Gremlin 2.0 August 3, 2018

full tank

a full tank just means your bladder is full and you need to go answer the call of nature and you cant hold it in anymore

guy: dude i got a full tank i gotta go
guy 2: ok man

by edp445balls June 21, 2024

tanks

Short for "Thanks"

Supes! Tanks for tagging :)

by turyam December 30, 2020