by Missmandybanana May 13, 2018
Get the Squirrelsmug. An unfortunate event which occurs after a woman has taken a pussy pounding of mythological levels. The result is swelling around the vaginal area so severe it creates an impenetrable wall. The name references the fact female squirrels are usually incapable of having sex directly after mating due to the male's sperm gluing their vagina shut, thus preventing competing males from mating with them.
"Hey Steph! I heard you got another date tonight! You excited?"
"No, I had to cancel because the date from last night ragdolled me for 3 hours. I'm completely squirreled. You could fit a paperclip in me right now"
"No, I had to cancel because the date from last night ragdolled me for 3 hours. I'm completely squirreled. You could fit a paperclip in me right now"
by Sullenmax December 11, 2024
Get the Squirreledmug. Insane, completely nutts, one who has no grasp on reality or idea on what he/she or they is talking about.
Damn, this bitch squirrels asf. What is shorty talking about me cheating? I been in the house all day like a housewife doin her job, fuck is she on.
by BreckTown USA August 12, 2020
Get the Squirrelsmug. A prolapsed vagina that has been used up and enlarged. Instead of being able to hold nuts like a squirrel's mouth, it is now just a soft tube of meat hanging.
by Jddan_22 June 8, 2018
Get the Squishy squirrel meatmug. The action of a squirrel and/or chipmunk unknowingly tormenting my dog while she is trapped on the other side of the window. Common affects caused on the dog are, but not limited to: whining, barking, whimpering, general anxiety caused by something you want being right outside your reach.
The squirrels outside our living room window were on aware of the squirrelmenting they were causing on the dog inside.
by Valuablecache October 26, 2019
Get the squirrelmentingmug. She bustled around the event and in short order all talks were done and loose ends tied up; if not for our micro-squirrel the wedding would have been a disaster.
by Michelvis August 1, 2017
Get the Micro-squirrelmug. a junior squirrel is typically being a little shit, annoying, or also could mean stop farting in public. These people tend to be boys, short ones.
Example 1.)
*student farts in class*
*teacher* “you are being such a junior squirrel”
Example 2.)
*barbra* omygosh did you hear what Betty did?
*linda* “no, what did she do?”
*barbara* “she ate my brownies, and I said hey those are for my grandson you junior squirrel.”
*student farts in class*
*teacher* “you are being such a junior squirrel”
Example 2.)
*barbra* omygosh did you hear what Betty did?
*linda* “no, what did she do?”
*barbara* “she ate my brownies, and I said hey those are for my grandson you junior squirrel.”
by Bella sue September 27, 2018
Get the Junior squirrelmug.