rusty webber

the sexual act of taking an amputated duck’s foot, shoving it up the receiver’s butthole, pulling it out, and then slapping their face with it.

guy 1: "dude, i heard you fucked that chick over there."
guy 2: "yeah, we went hard last night. i even gave her a rusty webber!"
guy 1: "dude that's fucking gross..."
guy 2: "fuck you dude! she loved that shit!"

by toxicwaffle95 May 24, 2012

Rusty vangouh

When you are twerking your partner and you fart but its a shard and you spray shit all over their face.

After a drunken night of cheap alochol and bad clams, you and your partner experience a rusty vangouh.

by Rosie cheerio June 18, 2021

Rusty Nayler

Well endowed character from the updated version of the board game Clue

Rusty Nayler did it to Ms. Green with the lead pipe in the Hilton Library.

by Clueless Voyer March 16, 2014

rusty oreo

Butt fuckin a chick while throwing dirt on his back then you jizz on their back and scream some random shit

Dude:"oh babe you feel good."
Chick:"oh give me a rusty oreo!"
Dude:"oh I'm gonna cum!!!"
Chick:"give it to me!!!!!!"
Dude "ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck I wish you were my gay friend John santiago!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Rusty oreo September 30, 2015

Rusty Harcok

Eating the ass of a homeless man that's just had question mexican food for lunch. All while wearing a French maid outfit.

Man, I was so drunk last night I went down to the shelter and did the Ol Rusty Harcok. I feel like I need a shower.

by Klaxon722 May 14, 2019

Rusty Jalapeño

Covering your penis in hot sauce, and then proceeding to have anal sex with your partner.

I gave my partner a rusty jalapeño, and found myself in a van down by the river.

by Dead Harrison July 27, 2023

rusty princess

The act of sticking an erect penis into a old (50+ years) Vagina and moving it side to side and then the act of sticking ur hand up the vagina is performed.

Last night I gave a rusty Princess to Bill's grandma.

by [e-mail] June 9, 2012