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Dave Carlson finger bang

To finger a heavily bleeding vagina so hard that blood goes everywhere. Dave Carlson reference comes from move slap shot and how Dave is an animal how Dave is a mess.
Bro 1-Nigga what the fuck happened in here? Its a murder scene.
Bro 2-Funny you should ask. Amy came by. Gave her some Shit then i Dave Carlson finger banged that bloody ham wallet of hers.
by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023
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Dirty Dave

- I met David Létourneau today!
- You mean Dirty Dave?
-Yeah
by psps123 January 6, 2021
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Daving

taking a selfie of yourself, usually drinking a beer, while your significant other performs a task like lawn or house work.
Him: There he goes daving again.
Them: Yeah, I'm surprised he's not murdered in his sleep for drinking while she does all the work.
by killn8r November 19, 2020
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Dave Moment

When someone pulls a Dave East and has horrible spelling and grammar, and is exceptionally (decent) at Minecraft Gun PVP.
You have trouble pronouncing "Bob?" That's such a Dave Moment
by UnLogic_ June 9, 2021
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Anti-Dave Day

21st of August, the Day that celebrates the People on Gamejolt defeating a homophobic Child Molester named Dave and it couldn't have been done without Banana_dreemurr.
Person 1: It's Anti-Dave Day!!!
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: A Celebration of Dave's Defeat on Gamejolt

Person 2: Who is Dave?
Person 1: A Child Molester who would harrass and stalk People
by Spider-jolter August 21, 2024
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Dave's Double

When a man wine and dine's a woman with Wendy's fast food, and then proceeds to give said woman many subsequent orgasms.
"Hey man, I'm gonna go give Candance a Dave's Double".
by HeelaJameson April 23, 2021
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Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident

On the 8th of August 2004, a tour bus belonging to Dave Matthews Band dumped about 360 kilograms(800 pounds) of human shit onto a sightseeing boat in the river. They dumped the feces from the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago giving the incident it's name.
Person 1: remember the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident?

Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go
by BigPigeon420 February 9, 2023
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