The act of cumming in your hand and then going and slapping your friend in the face with it. Conceived and employed in Kentwood, MI
by FancyFeet Carter April 18, 2011
A single girl's friend, usually male, that prevents any other guys from flirting with her or asking her out - the female equivalent to the male term, cock blocker.
Hey girl, you should really stop going out with your friend, Greg. You'll never get any numbers cause he's a clam blocker!
by Dr. Starf*cker May 04, 2011
by Wahoopoo June 20, 2014
The moist, succulent undercarriage of a lad fresh from activity. Usually accompanied by a nautical smell or that of an oyster.
"Do you like clam chowder? Because I'm about to make that boy clam cream."
"Why don't you spread out them hairless thighs and let me get a mouthful of that boyclam?"
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"Why don't you spread out them hairless thighs and let me get a mouthful of that boyclam?"
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by BoyClamActual October 28, 2016
by nickleback69 March 27, 2012
A group meeting where every smelly vagina in a 20 mile radius of the nearest Mommy Blogger mail box suddenly breathes in the winds of a hurricane, and whistles a note so high pitched that a space Dolphin is aborted.
by L0LL42o February 20, 2015
by Imonsmoko April 15, 2019