we appreciate a good tail end

When one likes a good 'bell' end of a penis

we appreciate a good tail end on our men it defines a good bell
DING DONG

by daniel smithersz November 12, 2007

New England Lobster Tail

When the guy takes his dick out of a cunt and starts to beat the pussy with it, kind of like the motion a lobster's tail makes when it swims.

Billy--"Hey Jim, I gave your mom a New England Lobster Tail before we came to dinner!"

Jim--"I can only give a shrimp tail..."

by Spick January 18, 2008

Trailer Trash Tailgating

Sneaking up on a tramp who's having a quiet shit in the woods, then quick as a flash, kick them in the head so they fall over, then get on your hands and knees and chow down on the fresh steaming shit. As soon as the tramp see's what your doing, pin him down and give him tongues with your shit-riddled face, then turn him over and stab his jacksie with your pork sword until he bleeds.

Toni: "WTF Geoff!... what are you doing?"
Geoff: "I'm trailer trash tailgating, bitch! Help me hold this stinky old fucker down so I can fuck his arse"
Toni: "I thought you loved me?"
Geoff: "Get to fuck!"

by John Lidgley May 27, 2008

Tailor

A complete fake ass ugly bitch who thinks she's queen bee, but needs a relatiy check. Aka, a boot to the face.
Nobody actually likes Tailor, just pretends, to use her for her house, for parties and such. After hanging out with Tailor, one may feel the need to become an absolute bitch to all their friends, and in the process, lose any they had.

"Wow, that girl is such a Tailor, I can't believe we used to be friends"

"Stop being such a Tailor!"

by Scratch That January 22, 2008

Tailless Raccoon

Tailless Raccoon (n.) - When a man is dispensing anal sex to a woman, but then her vessel closes up, thusly leaving his dick stuck in her ass.

Ex. 1 - "Dude last night I was doin my wife in the ass but she pulled a tailless raccoon on me.. I was stuck like that for 3 hours!"

Ex. 2 - "Honey, take that cock out of my ass before I pull a tailless raccoon on you."

by Heartagram01 November 28, 2005

man tail

a man's camel toe. When a man's penis can be seen through his attire

Hey, he showing some serious man tail.
Hey dude, can you see my man tail in these shorts

by oldriverschool August 9, 2007

Donkey Tail

The act of forcibly giving a sexual partner a pink sock. This is done so by punching your sexual partner in the kidney while pulling out during anal sex.

getting a donkey tail would hurt like hell

by n0cand3fend March 31, 2009