didn't even last a night

the relationship didn't last even a single night

She didn't even last a night

by Ice_lolly March 19, 2019

National don’t touch me day

Tomorrow is national don’t touch me day do t put your hands on me or we gone have to scrap

Tomorrow is national don’t touch me day watch out bro

by Dionta April 11, 2019

nipples don't lie

something to say to a female when she says she's not cold, but she truly is

Abby: "Oh, I'm not cold at all. I'm just fine."
Alan: "Nipples don't lie. Put on my blouse."

by von groovy September 14, 2019

Nibbles ain’t squid

the censored version of niggas ain’t shit

maaaan nibbles ain’t squid

by yellowtaxicloud November 19, 2019

National “I Can’t Fucking Drive” Day

May 7. Every fucking time I leave my house on May 7 for some reason nobody can fucking drive.

A: Why is everyone going 35 in a 45 and slamming their brakes?!
B: It’s May 7. National “I Can’t Fucking Drive” Day. Nobody is allowed to drive correctly today.

by chyler823 May 7, 2021

national don't bring your backpack to school day

a "national holiday" were kids all around the world don't bring their backpacks to school on January 13 and September 15.

Jake: Hey where's your backpack?

Anthony: Bro did you forget? Today is national don't bring your backpack to school day!

by novarae January 13, 2022

Nothing Blake hasn't seen in a Dennys

a saying popular in North-Western America, used similarly to "Nothing I haven't seen before".

"Hey, that movie is so inappropriate!"

"Nothing Blake hasn't seen in a Dennys"

by your mum 420 October 13, 2022