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spidermonkey

pubic lice that are extra large., an STI (sexualy transmited insect)
stay away from that hole, she got spidermonkey crawling around.
by ink_addict_rob June 6, 2010
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Spiderman

Your having sex doggystyle with a girl and right before you cum you pull out and cum in your hand, then you tell the girl to turn around and you throw it in her face, hence the name spiderman.(not reccomended if this girl is your girlfriend and/or life....unless shes really kinky)
you should've been at my izacs party last night. i had sex with this girl and did the spiderman, hahaha she was pissed!
by Andrew Kimball December 7, 2007
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Reverse Spiderman

A form of sexual fingering that uses only the middle and ring fingers simultaneously.
"Yo, this chick was all like, 'Reverse spiderman me, bitch,' and I totally did." (Followed by high-five)
by handsomevirgil January 10, 2010
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Spider Nark

A nark who is actually spider narl in discuise
I got narked on by Spider Nark
by IGotOwnedBySpyderNark January 13, 2009
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spider mouthing

Placing a tarantula spider in your mouth to get the effects of ecstasy,euphoria, etc. 100% natural, spider mouthing allows the individual to get the full effects of ex without worries of failing a random drug test.

Tarantula spiders naturally secreate and enzyme in warm moist place (mouth) similar to sweating. It is this enzyme that allows the person to get 'high'.
Spider mouthing is found in elite high-end clubs in LA, MIAMI, NYC, CHICAGO. Typical users are young professionals whose jobs preclude them from taking narcotics due to random drug tests. Popular amoung doctors, lawyers, and financial gurus of wall street.
by clubshark January 13, 2009
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[spiderman]

where a guy is having sex wit a woman an pulls out right when he is ready to cum jacks himself off an flings the cum off his hand all over her face.
dude i played spiderman on this C U NEXT TUESDAY last nite HAAA. She was pissed
by mecarcrazy December 22, 2008
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Spider-web Hair

Very fine and thinning hair that is kept in place with hair spray to hide baldness. The result being a thin, tangled net of hair.
"I can see that woman's bald spot through her spider-web hair."
by Double-C March 5, 2009
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