A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head.
Flippy_0: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl
by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 20, 2016
Get the Speed Runnermug. 
A person who is always in the way, always slowing down others around them. Examples: The person who writes a check at the grocery store, waiting until the cashier gives them the total before even beginning to write the check; the person doing the speed limit in the passing lane, holding up traffic and forcing everyone to pass them on the right; the person ahead of you in line at a government office who can't fill out a simple form, and takes 10 minutes for the clerk to serve instead of the normal 30 seconds.
I got stuck behind a speed bump at the grocery store yesterday. Asshole wrote a check and waited until their groceries were rung up before even starting to write the check.
by Crackhead Sam June 27, 2020
Get the Speed Bumpmug. by JakePersonYT September 4, 2019
Get the SPEED BUMPmug. Actual transfer speed between your computer and the server you are downloading from. Not to be confused with connection speed.
by darthjesus June 29, 2004
Get the web speedmug. A mostly triangular shaped penis drawn by a troll around the mouth of an OC or charicter or drawing on a collaberative drawing site.
by DickRick990 March 28, 2025
Get the speed dickmug. Speed (drug)- GOTTA GO FAST!! ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND GOT PLACES TO GO GOTTA FOLLOW MY RAINBOW!!!
by .Bwy. October 27, 2020
Get the Speedmug.