snake attack

to surprise someone.
to come up on someone without any notice.

John snake attacked Greg in paintball and won.

by bitchhhhnigga23874 September 14, 2007

Chasing the Snake

A Polish saying which explains why you walk twice as much going the same distance back from the bar than to the bar.

The staggering S pattern across the street is akin to chasing a snake, which slithers left and right.

"Woytek took 45 minutes coming home yesterday."
"What? But he lives down the road!"
"Yes, but he was chasing the snake."

by Dutchtica July 2, 2015

Snake Charmer

When a woman poops while having sex in the doggy style position. The turd slithers out like a snake being charmed by magical music.

Robert is one of the best snake charmers in the land. He had Bridget’s brown snake standing at attention in no time.

by Panda Bear 43 January 2, 2021

snake reason

Having a secret reason for knowing, doing, or wanting something.

Person 1: Scott has a snake reason for learning the figure 8.
Person 2: That sneaky snake! Arg!

by The Snakester June 16, 2010

Snot snake

The male penis

She likes petting my snot snake

by Thor 9/11 June 12, 2016

smiling snake

a fake person, looks at you smiles then stabs you in the back

she was a {smiling snake} I heard what she had been saying about me

by curvy cougar March 8, 2016

loose snake

The act of continuing to have sex after the orgasm. Most commonly acted out with a flaccid penis. (not erect)

"Man! I finished on this girls chest, and then she told be to go back in so I had to loose snake her"!

by Snowy Cunt November 5, 2014