Bean sleep

When your mom makes beans and ur eat a fucking shit ton and you end up waking up in the middle of the night throwing up everywhere

“When your mom makes beans and ur eat a fucking shit ton and you end up waking up in the middle of the night throwing up everywhere,” said Keith. “Is that the meaning of bean sleep baby girl?” asked Obama.”yessir,”exclaimed Keith.

by Captain eg November 15, 2018

Sleep Texting

Sleep texting is where your brain will enter a sleep like state (usually late at night) while texting. Making you the things that are on your mind making your friends very confused..

Me: so what are you doing

Friend: nothing much, you?

Me: rawring in the street

Friend: what?

Me: shawk week isd a best

Friend: are you sleep texting?

by Reaper.... December 25, 2016

Sleep on mic

You get yourself some egirl and then you have a conversation per voicechat until you fall asleep ( you can also do it with other individuals but we recommend using an egirl )

You:I want to sleep on mic with you
Her: okay! let's do it, I'll call you on discord

by Mr Defi August 6, 2017

Shakeout sleep

Shakeout sleep is the term used to describe sleeping when having just drunk a milkshake. (Innuendo not intended) The act typically results in a bizarrely upset stomach the following morning. ( Again...innuendo not intended)

Friend: Damn boi? Did you just shakeout sleep. I told you that was a bad idea.
Shakeout sleeper: F you, I do wot I want.
Friend: *facepalm*

by thatwittyone November 16, 2014

Sleep Sesh

When you invite a person to your house for the sole purpose of sleeping.

Ay beotch, when is we gonna sleep sesh???

by Bob ross420 July 19, 2017

Sleep inertia

A result of not having social commitments that you care about, leading to a lack of fomo which makes you revert to a human's natural state of sleeping for hours on end.

"I slept for 12 hours last night and I'm still tired?"
"Yup probably cause of sleep inertia."

by Calkimchi September 6, 2015

Team no sleep

A term used by people who stay up several days or for long periods because they used meth.

Jennifer was representing team no sleep lastnight.

by Theresponsibledruggie November 25, 2018