Shirt-reader

An obnoxious person who stands in front of you when you're in a rush and takes forever to read whatever whimsical graphic tee you happen to be wearing that day out loud to you (as if you didn't know what your fucking shirt said).

Neill: I was late to Biology the other day, and to make matters worse, some shirt-reader got in my way and took forever to read my Jesus shirt to me.
Kristy: Which one?
Neill: The one that says BRB.
Kristy: Douche.

by Fenix_451 November 22, 2009

Nice Shirt

(noun): 1. Limited edition shirts that support the world's best social causes through weekly campaigns. 2. A movement of Nice throughout the world.

NiceShirt.org supports the world's greatest causes through sales of limited edition, great looking, and ultra-comfortable shirts.

Jack: Nice Shirt!
Jill: Thanks! It's a NiceShirt. NiceShirt.org donated $10 to Mercy for Animals when I bought it.
Jack: Jealous.

by NiceShirt.org October 30, 2012

put a shirt on

stop doing something stupid

Dude, you really got to put a shirt on, and stop goofing around

by kmhawkboy August 28, 2014

shirt whore

A person who attends Greek events simply to get the complimentary t-shirt promoting the date party.

"Sweet shirt, frat-bro. When did you hand out with the tri-delts? Aren't they skanks?"

"Sure are, dude. But, one chick in my 0-level math class asked me to the Helter Delta Skelter date party where I got this neat shirt."

"You're such a shirt whore."

by XyourXworstXnightmareX June 11, 2006

shirt cock

when a dude gets nervous around a girl and tries to be cool. then nervously tugs his shirt. (chick chick)

man did u totally see him shirt cock as soon as she came in the room?

by dudeman99 January 24, 2011

shritalism

Movement created by Shrita, the Godess of mauritian adverbs. This movement firmly believes that olives are vegetables. Being always right is a condition in order to be called a shritalist.

Shritalism is coming!

by A shritafan July 6, 2017

Shritik

A person who is not invited to any game but tries to fit in. It can be a verb of trying to fit in

A: Bro can you come for the party

B: Can I come also
A: Don't try to be a shritik

by Aryattam Venkatesh December 28, 2018