Shadow Shot

The Act of ejaculating onto a female awoken's face with the lights off.

Man last night I was with petra, and being the nightstalker I am I pull a shadow shot on her face, didn't see it coming lol.

by Teepshot August 28, 2016

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Flu Shot

While having sex doggy style, the person doing the jack hammering chugs a gallon of milk. The gyration of the body with the souring of the milk in the stomach will induce vomiting. This will need to be timed perfectly with ejaculation. While the shot goes inside of the vagina, the flu like vomit goes all over the back.

"Last night i gave my girl a flu shot and i dont think that she liked me cumming inside her or my puke on her back."

by Johnson1981 June 29, 2016

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Gut-Shot

To either execute the act of or be recipient of a firearms wound/GSW to the abdominal area. In pre-20th Century medicinal eras, being Gut-Shot usually meant receiving a very painful, mortal wound. In modern medicinal eras, while it's exceptionally painful, there is a higher survival probability than might otherwise be realized by a chest wound due to the more lengthy time it takes to "bleed out."

Phil aimed his pistol at Larry's belly and gut-shot him over an argument.

by WkStuart June 23, 2017

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Shot the mattress

Huge mistake; major dumb move. Origin: My husband thought he was going to dry fire a .32 but ended up shooting a round in our brand new mattress and it is not even paid off.

I wanted to get to work on time, but I shot the mattress on that one.

by Propa-Gandhi July 4, 2017

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