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Poop Your Shirt

When you suck at something so bad that you’ve done past pooped your pants! The poop has now entered the shirt region!
You can do no worse that pooping your shirt!
Poop your shirt: Verb.
To do a task so terrible that it’s compared to an infant dedicating all over themselves

Ex: Man, I really pooped my shirt on that last test!
Ex: Good Luck, Don’t Poop Your Shirt
by Jordangit1 March 25, 2019
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Brown shirts

Did you see those ANTIFA guys go full on brown shirts on that shop keeper? That will teach him to believe in freedom.
by 80's rock November 29, 2022
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2 girls buy you a green shirt

They are most likely bi sexual and want to do a threesome
Sally and Jen these 2 girls buy you a green shirt then we fucked
by Jollygreenjoyride September 24, 2023
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Shirt

Tshirt but with a lot if buttons
Hey look Jhonny is wearing a shirt pffff!
by That smart guy there May 17, 2021
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Button Down Shirt Energy

Not quite as bad as "small dick energy," but sort of a middle ground. No swag, harmless, forgetable, sexually invisible, insecure men who wear button down shirts as general fashion have this kind of "energy." Sort of a beta male.
Susie: "I'm going on a date with Thad tonight."
Kara: "Why not go on a date with Brad?"
Susie: "Ew. He's got real button down shirt energy."
by CutiePatootiePie January 20, 2025
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Shirt Nigga

A nigga who wears a shirt in the pool
Bruh why does that nigga Chris always wear a shirt in the pool. He’s a shirt nigga LOL.
by SheckWes123 September 12, 2024
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Shirt cockin

When wearing only a T shirt and nothing else letting the your meat dangle out from the bottom of the shirt. Women can also perform this maneuver.
On Billy's day off, he walked around the house shirt cockin and playing video games all day letting his massive hog breathe
by Knucklesmcjerk October 20, 2023
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