shark punch

Used in mostly moshcore and metalcore genres. Pretty much a hammer on or quick slide (usually a 1/32nd or 1/16th note) using two dissonant chords (7ths and 2nds for all you theory fanatics).

For example (in guitar tab):

C Tuning

(shark punch)
D|------------------------------
A|--------------------1617------
F|--------------------1920------
C|------------------------------
G|0---0----0--------------------
C|0---0----0--------------------

scene kid 1: dude that shark punch was so fucking brutal.
scene kid 2: omfg this band is on myspace
metal kid: stfu nubz animosity 4 LYFE.

by OMFG SCENE TACHNO May 27, 2008

sugar shark

It's like when a shark smells blood and goes for the kill, but when humans taste sugar then go craaazzzyyy for sugar. Verb: sugar sharking

Georgie was sugar sharking for some wiz fizz.

Georgie was a sugar shark after eating chocolate. Nom Nom Nom.

by Gshark October 28, 2013

card shark

one who scams cards out of purses in order to feed his child

i watched him swim with the churchy and now he's the card shark

by pro noun brown October 18, 2003

finley the freshers shark

finley is a freshers shark who prays on new freshers. Finely doesn't take no for an answer.

Finley the freshers shark just won't leave the first years alone!

by 123ameh123 October 16, 2018

shark infested waters

gang or mob talk for being in territory which is not “yours” or “your crews”

a. “ohhh, i was down at louie and ernies over there for a slice”

b. “no shit you went all the way over there?”

a. “yeah it was like swimmin’ in shark infested waters but i had to take care of that thing and they got a good slice there”

b. “they do, you ever get their sausage?”

by YungGucci August 12, 2021

Shark Uterus Board

An often heard/misheard derivative of Charcuterie Board. A Shark Uterus or Sharkutery Board is often present at gatherings where food is served buffet style. The board generally consist of meats (especially smoked fish), cheese and occasionally nuts or preserves.

This jocular term is prevalent and was made popular in the Pacific Northwest of North America and is thought to have originated in the town of Ketchikan Alaska (which holds the title of salmon capital of the world).

Anita's shark uterus board was the delight of her hungry dinner guests.

Stacy always made very certain to stock her shark uterus board with the choicest of smoked salmon.

by Deermountain Sage February 3, 2022

shark attack

when you take a shit and you look in the toilet bowl and it is filled with blood. it looks like there was a shark attack in the toilet bowl.

Dude, I took a nasty shit and I shark attacked the bowl. It was awesome!

by John Attardo December 13, 2008