if you keep your mouth open at the point the testicular squatters are released (and say you have a hand in on the action too) then man milk just gets disguised as existing saliva / lube. Thus saving the female from having to gulp back what can only be described as something tasting like the devils piss or rudely spitting the man’s offerings out.... Thus providing the 'Secret Spunk Spillage Solution' – all parties happy!
by bexyboo August 6, 2009
Get the Secret Spunk Spillage Solution mug.When a male or female pleasures a female through her jeans using a hand motion that resembles rubbing a vinyl record in order to get a scratch sound effect. This motion usually precedes sex and is used during fore play.
"Yo I got her so hot she reached down and started scratching the record. You know what happened next."
by that one dude 1 October 5, 2009
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by Skeezer1991 October 19, 2009
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(NB. pronounced "SEE-creted", not "se-CREE-ted")
(NB. pronounced "SEE-creted", not "se-CREE-ted")
by eon82 March 19, 2010
Get the secreted mug.Original usage: But I had some sick times, and I'd do it again in a heartbeat. In fact, I will once I scratch some flow together again.
by cinnamonrolls December 15, 2010
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by myth ookami July 9, 2011
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Guy 1: That dude over there, the one listening to Fiction Factory and actually writing his essay. He's probably a secret elitist or something.
Guy 2: What the hell are you talking about?
Guy 3: Trust me, man. One day, we may be working for that guy, cleaning his nice house or some shit.
Guy 2: What the hell are you talking about?
Guy 3: Trust me, man. One day, we may be working for that guy, cleaning his nice house or some shit.
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