Salt Water Travvy

Whenever coitus is performed at the beach in the breakers, and the balls are slapping off of the receivers ass cheeks while simultaneously waves crash and break hitting the receiver’s face filling their mouth with salt water. At the end, the receiver must keep their mouth closed and the salty load of cum is masked by the relentless salt water slapping.

Mike: Hey Trav - did you take a walk on the beach last night with your girlfriend and propose to her?

Travis (Travvy): No, I didn’t propose. But I whispered sweet nothings in her ear and things got hot and heavy. I bent her over in the sand where the waves were breaking and gave her the ole ‘in and outtie’

Mike: no, my friend - you gave her the ‘Salt Water Travvy’

by Chahlee May 10, 2022

Concentrated salt laser

The thing that you use to season your country breakfast

Good morning, Amanda! Oh this junky concentrated salt laser still isn't working right. It needs to be fixed, right away! Who can eat breakfast like this? >:

by Bellisakitty February 5, 2025

Saltting

The act of two persons with the same name kicking a volleyball instead of using there arms and hands.

Nova and nova are saltting in the locker room.

by Oakland69420 February 13, 2021

SALTS

Smiled a little then stopped

Girl-(tells you a joke )
You-SALTS

(It not a funny on but you don’t want to hurt her feelings)

by Djcassidy June 9, 2020

Salt Shaker

A synonym for someone who is a hater. Someone who hates on you, (or your outfit, hair, in a general conversation, etc.) or pisses you off. Can also be used as an alternative to f*** and in a joking manner.

Jimmy: “Hey, do you like my painting?”

Juan: “No. It looks like shit.”
Jimmy: “You’re a fucking salt shaker.”

by uɐǝq October 13, 2020

One-season salt

Saltiness caused by a Netflix/Hulu show only having one season. Upon binging this one season, you realize there are no more episodes to watch. You then become very salty and will likely begin to experience withdrawal.

Person A: "I didn't realize there weren't any more episodes..."
Person B: "Welcome to the land of one-season salt!"

by xPolyatomic April 19, 2020

winter salt

What the D.O.T. puts on the road in snowy weather to clear it enough so that you can drive "safely and sanely" --- in other words, so that your car maintains a straight level path and keeps all four wheels on the road instead of doing twirlies or back-flips, i.e., "summer salts".

I usually walk to the store during snowy periods so that my car doesn't get rotted out underneath from all the winter salt on the road.

by QuacksO January 12, 2017