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Blumpkin Stacker

Similar to a blumpkin, a blumpkin stacker is when one man is sitting on the toilet and taking a shit while giving anal sex to another man, who is in turn getting a blowjob from another man. The blumpkin stacker can also involve more than 3 men with the other men simply stacked on top making an anal sex chain
We had an eight man blumpkin stacker yesterday! It was pretty gay
by bigben December 21, 2009
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text stacking

v. When person "a" sends multiple texts to person "b" without giving time for person "b" to read and/or reply between texts.

Occasionally a reply can be started by person "b", but typing will be interrupted by a new message from person "a".

Frequently occurs when person "a" is bored at work and has nothing better going on.
"Andrew is text stacking me...again"

Inbox: 3 new messages from Andrew
Received: 10:32:10 pm, 10:32:13 pm, 10:32:15 pm.
by jvtinspiredbyvorn September 15, 2010
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sackmaster

Someone who is undeniably amazing. They have so much testosterone and arrogance they can only be described by this one-word tribute.
I am the sackmaster. The sackmaster knowns all...Obey!!!
by Jorg Fjorgensen February 9, 2010
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Sack Shadow

The untanned spot left on your inner thigh from where you testicles (aka ball sack, balls, sac, bag etc...) were lying when tanning or nude sun bathing.
"I kept moving my balls around while tanning to prevent sack shadow."

"I hate when I see him in briefs, his sack shadow is obvious."
by muckwa July 7, 2012
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Condom sack

Used as an insult for when someone is being more then a douche. Condoms have cum inside them after being used, thus making it more disgusting and just gross. A large sack of them is a lot worse then a douche.
You're such a condom sack man! Just go and punch him in the face!
by Kisma'as October 25, 2009
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Coffee sack

The well-endowed genetalia of a sexy Hispanic man.
Hoe 1: Wait, your Fcuking Pedro?
Hoe 2: Danm straight! He's got one hell of a coffee sack!
by Chanotaka21 February 19, 2011
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Smack the Sack

To masturbate at such a high speed that your hand smacks your scrotum and makes a wet smacking noise.
Yea, I used to smack the sack, but then it got to loud and my parents heard.
by The Guy1 412435235235 January 10, 2009
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